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  • slammin.e28
    שמע ישראל
    • May 2010
    • 12054

    #136
    Originally posted by 15Michaeljoseph
    That's why you have to read the body language of the mirror touch....it's all fun and games until she tells you to close your eyes untill she comes back....


    --Mike
    Or it can be all fun and games all the time.....
    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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    • estoguy
      E30 Enthusiast
      • May 2013
      • 1087

      #137
      Originally posted by slammin.e28
      I'd lean deep in her fender.....NAWWHATIMEAN!?!?!
      I NAWWHATYOUMEAN!

      Speaking my language, bro!

      And Mike, thanks for the lesson. This has been noted and logged for future reference. ;)

      Just for the record, if she wants to do anal sex on you (and it doesn't involve a guy), it's not gay, so don't worry about it.

      Estoguy
      1986 BMW 325, Alpenweiss ~ "Elsa"

      Need a photographer, come visit my site: http://estoguy.wix.com/unique-perspectives

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      • Todd Black 88
        No R3VLimiter
        • Oct 2007
        • 3449

        #138
        ^
        Thread just got wierd.
        Originally posted by codyep3
        I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
        2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
        1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
        1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
        2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
        2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
        2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
        2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
        2010 F650gs twin
        2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

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        • estoguy
          E30 Enthusiast
          • May 2013
          • 1087

          #139
          Your face is weird! ;)
          Estoguy
          1986 BMW 325, Alpenweiss ~ "Elsa"

          Need a photographer, come visit my site: http://estoguy.wix.com/unique-perspectives

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          • Todd Black 88
            No R3VLimiter
            • Oct 2007
            • 3449

            #140
            You smell funny!
            Originally posted by codyep3
            I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
            2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
            1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
            1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
            2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
            2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
            2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
            2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
            2010 F650gs twin
            2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

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            • ajhostetter
              E30 Fanatic
              • Apr 2013
              • 1218

              #141
              Vote to change thread title to "Is getting pegged by your wife/GF gay?"
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              2014 GTI | 2002 Land Cruiser | 1991 Volvo 745t

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              • navytapaul
                Mod Crazy
                • Oct 2011
                • 615

                #142
                yep, officially wierd

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                • slammin.e28
                  שמע ישראל
                  • May 2010
                  • 12054

                  #143
                  Originally posted by ajhostetter
                  Vote to change thread title to "Is getting pegged by your wife/GF gay?"

                  I think we need a pole....err....poll....

                  ...meh, either or.
                  1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                  • ajhostetter
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Apr 2013
                    • 1218

                    #144
                    Originally posted by slammin.e28
                    I think we need a pole....err....poll....

                    ...meh, either or.
                    Pole's up.
                    sigpic

                    2014 GTI | 2002 Land Cruiser | 1991 Volvo 745t

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                    • acolella76
                      R3VLimited
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 2950

                      #145
                      So you're from Marietta, GA you say? You want me to nut in that bitch's eye? I can make her go blind bro. Just say the word.


                      But in all seriousness, I'm sorry that happened to you. Been there before, it's not a good place to be. Props for pulling yourself back up so quickly!
                      Last edited by acolella76; 05-15-2015, 01:53 PM.
                      -Alex

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                      • 15Michaeljoseph
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Aug 2013
                        • 1693

                        #146
                        Originally posted by ajhostetter
                        Vote to change thread title to "Is getting pegged by your wife/GF gay?"
                        Well 'gay' or not I don't want my GF suprising me with a 9 incher in the bumbum


                        --Mike
                        (OO=[][]=OO) For Life

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                        • Todd Black 88
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 3449

                          #147
                          So, yoursaying, as long as she lets you know ahead of time, your ok with it?



                          Thread getting weirder.
                          Originally posted by codyep3
                          I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
                          2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
                          1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
                          1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
                          2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
                          2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
                          2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
                          2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
                          2010 F650gs twin
                          2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

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                          • slammin.e28
                            שמע ישראל
                            • May 2010
                            • 12054

                            #148
                            Originally posted by Todd Black 88
                            So, yoursaying, as long as she lets you know ahead of time, your ok with it?



                            Thread getting weirder.
                            I mean.......surprises don't have to be bad.

                            I know many of you would let Emma Watson peg the shit out of you, literally.
                            1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                            • Exodus_2pt0
                              R3V Elite
                              • Dec 2011
                              • 5943

                              #149
                              My wife would love to get a chance to be the one doing the pegging. She has said so.


                              If she ever tries to lure me into the bedroom and I sense something off....
                              No E30 Club
                              Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                              Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                              • Todd Black 88
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Oct 2007
                                • 3449

                                #150
                                Originally posted by slammin.e28
                                I mean.......surprises don't have to be bad.

                                I know many of you would let Emma Watson peg the shit out of you, literally.
                                There would be no time, and no way.
                                I would be hammering her six ways from Sunday, and when I was done I would be so drained of all my bodily fluids that my sphincter would have shriveled up smaller then a raisin, and she would look like she got run over by a mayonnaise truck.


                                That's coming from a straight dude. The rest of you are gay. Maybe you guys could brush each others hair after she finishes pegging you. MmK?
                                Originally posted by codyep3
                                I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
                                2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
                                1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
                                1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
                                2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
                                2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
                                2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
                                2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
                                2010 F650gs twin
                                2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

                                Comment

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