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  • Regnar75
    E30 Addict
    • Sep 2011
    • 483
    #31
    rough ^ (story not vert)

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      • E30 Wagen
        No R3VLimiter
        • Jul 2005
        • 3425
        #32
        cry me a damn river
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          • u3b3rg33k
            R3VLimited
            • Jan 2010
            • 2452
            #33
            I think we've all been there at least once. Fortunately, some of us have friends that point us at the girl, say "dude, what are you doing? she wants you" and then you go solve the problem.

            Sometimes it's just so obvious it's confusing. Like the sunglasses you can't find sitting on your head.

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              • efficient
                No R3VLimiter
                • Feb 2012
                • 3312
                #34
                lol still in for pics of the bitches

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                  • E30_Pare
                    R3V OG
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 7801
                    #35
                    Originally posted by u3b3rg33k
                    I think we've all been there at least once. Fortunately, some of us have friends that point us at the girl, say "dude, what are you doing? she wants you" and then you go solve the problem.

                    Sometimes it's just so obvious it's confusing. Like the sunglasses you can't find sitting on your head.
                    Been there once. Had no idea what I was doing due to use & abuse of the supplied liquid courage. ^^^ most definitely had the "homie back up" chime in to save the day, but 'twas a hopeless effort. Fact is your friends need to learn that sharing is caring! As long as I get first dibs.

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                      • lambo
                        Captain Scene Points
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 10953
                        #36





                        Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
                        Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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                          • E30_Pare
                            R3V OG
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 7801
                            #37
                            Good one. Bwahaha

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                              • Fourbanger
                                Grease Monkey
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 335
                                #38
                                On the plus side you didn't get herpes.

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                                  • Nick_S
                                    No R3VLimiter
                                    • Apr 2011
                                    • 3656
                                    #39
                                    Car looks great!
                                    A few weeks ago I was at a bonfire at my friends house. Found myself in a bathroom alone with a girl I didn't know. Started some shit then it just felt really awkward so I left. Yea I suck.
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                                      • tonerrrr
                                        E30 Modder
                                        • Jul 2011
                                        • 935
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by Nick_S
                                        Car looks great!
                                        A few weeks ago I was at a bonfire at my friends house. Found myself in a bathroom alone with a girl I didn't know. Started some shit then it just felt really awkward so I left. Yea I suck.
                                        It would be awkward if a girl started to poo in front of me too. I suppose I'd leave too.

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                                          • Luis325
                                            No R3VLimiter
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 3847
                                            #41
                                            I guess she must have been really a 3 if you didnt want to fuck here and just browse R3v... LOL

                                            BTW id hit your vert. But thats a 10.. ;)
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                                              • animal
                                                E30 Modder
                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 804
                                                #42
                                                so gay brah

                                                maybe u made the right decision though.
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                                                  • E30_Pare
                                                    R3V OG
                                                    • Oct 2008
                                                    • 7801
                                                    #43
                                                    Originally posted by tonerrrr
                                                    It would be awkward if a girl started to poo in front of me too. I suppose I'd leave too.
                                                    Odd story I walked in on a girl on the porcelain throne. Weird part was she just kept going. FYI girls shit stink too.
                                                    Last edited by E30_Pare; 06-04-2012, 12:44 PM.

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                                                      • SpecRaceM5
                                                        E30 Modder
                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 956
                                                        #44
                                                        Haha. Had a girl call me into the bathroom and told me to shut the door. Immediately following, she dropped trow and started pissing. I think that is a good indicator they are "too drunk".

                                                        Love the third pic on page one by the L.

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                                                          • ZekeTheSneak
                                                            E30 Mastermind
                                                            • May 2010
                                                            • 1562
                                                            #45
                                                            Lower it more, gets bitches i swears



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