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    How To Fix Your Floppy Ass Air Vents (the broke ass bitch edition) (with pics)

    You: Hi Trevor. So I just finished nefarious7907's tutorial to fix my heater core, but my vents are too floppy to function! I bought my car like this, and my vents are always facing down. I would really like to enjoy by heater.. how can I fix my air vents without spending money?

    Me: Shut the fuck up and listen you broke ass bitch







    SHIT YOU WILL NEED



    STEP 1: GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR




    STEP 2: RIP THAT SHIT OUT


    You: But Trevor, I don't know how to take out my air vent.

    Me: Make that shit face down, then make it face down more. Then keep pushing that shit down until it pops. Rip that shit out.

    For real, though. Just push it down.




    STEP 3: TAPE THAT SHIT UP

    All you trynna do is make it so a little piece of da tape is in the hole area becuz then there's less room for da little tube piece that goes in da hole 2 move around. I made the tape brown so u no im not racist




    [SIZE="5"]STEP 4: PLAY THIS ON THE RADIO AND ENJOY SOME SWEET HEAT/SIZE]
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    I DON'T APPREClATE THE TONE OF THIS DIY, TREVOR










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      #3
      Please redo gangnam style.
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      Originally posted by JinormusJ
      Don't buy an e30

      They're stupid
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        #4
        nope
        Last edited by bmwstudent; 04-14-2013, 11:35 AM.
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          #5
          You could just put a small o ring in place.

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            #6
            I fixed your vid link for you:






            And why is there a penis on your vent opposite your non racist duck tape?
            Lorin


            Originally posted by slammin.e28
            The M30 is God's engine.

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              #7
              Small o ring on the shaft or thinly sliced piece of vacuum hose will do the job well.
              "I'd probably take the E30 M3 in this case just because I love that little car, and how tanky that inline 6 is." - thecj

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                #8
                I cut the clear CD blanks from a CDRW pack. Just stuffs right in
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                  #9
                  Dang if i didnt know any better id say your broke as fuck!
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                    #10
                    Good fix, I did it a little fancier. I shoved a dime in the gap. Yeah, it cost me a full $0.40, but I'm worth it...
                    Originally posted by Andy.B
                    Whenever I am about to make a particularly questionable decision regarding a worryingly cheap diy solution, I just ask myself, "What would Ether-D do?"
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                      #11
                      I did what he did, but instead of tape just put a small piece of felt and jammed it back in there....they move easily by touch, but stay still, even on the biggest bumps/potholes with my stiff suspension.
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by reelizmpro View Post
                        Small o ring on the shaft or thinly sliced piece of vacuum hose will do the job well.
                        This is the only way that should be done. Costs less than a $1 and you don't have shit hanging off everywhere.
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                          #13
                          mine don't have this problem, you suck
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                            #14
                            You read/sound like Jesse from Breaking Bad with all that "Bitch" stuff lol
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                              #15
                              Your cool though
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