Klaus the traveling BMW Roundel

[RainRider]

Which one is Klaus? Hate to sound racist but they all look the same. :p:D

[flyboyx]

oh, boy....i think some oversight on my part my have been the cause for letting all of you down. i am sad to say that it seems that a lack of supervision on my part may have left klaus in a way he will never be the same again.

here is what happened:

my wife and i were laying in bed early this morning when we heard a big racket in the guest bedroom. i ran down the hall and threw open the door. i couldn't believe what i saw! i flipped on the light and just stared in total disbelief for about two or three seconds before i realized that some immediate intervention was required.

i screamed at the top of my lungs: klaus, what the hell are you doing??!!!!!

this is what i saw:



Klaus was getting gang banged! jesus! he had a pole in every hole! at the time, i wasn't sure if he was a willing participant or not. i kicked all his drunk ass friends out the door and threw klaus in the shower.

later in the morning, i checked in on him. he was just sitting in the corner with this look on his face:



it was time to take matters in into my own hands. i felt it would be a good idea to introduce him to my neighbor Francesca. she is a sultry italian chick that is quite a bit older than klaus. the word around the neighborhood is that she is....well....a slutty whore. seems to me that this might be exactly what klaus needs at this juncture of his life. turns out they hit it off right away.

here is a pic of them holding hands



i'll report back on further developments......

[Matt-B]

lol @ wobbly H

[straight6pwr]

eiffel tower! lol

[klodkrawler05]

If Klause hasn't made a move by now he's probably lost his shot with Francesca is my thought....

[flyboyx]

it seems klaus has hit it off pretty well with francesca. their first date was helping me change the oil pan gasket on my daughter's e36. did i ever mention that i hate this car? all that bullshit sitting on top of the engine bay is the hillbilly engineered gantry i made to hold up the engine while i dropped the sub frame.



he wanted to be around e30's because he also thinks e36's are crap. it wasn't long and he and francesca snuck off to hang out in my junk yard. they disappeared for about an hour or so. the only reason i found them was because i needed to get some little part.



it wasn't till later that i accidentally walked in on them doing the nasty.



good for you klaus!! that has to be better than some dude's dirty pole forced down your throat.

anyway, they seem inseparable at this point. i bought klaus a box of condoms but apparently he doesn't like using them. the package is as yet unopened and sitting on the nightstand.

[Matt-B]

that motherfucker is a freak, ill wash him when its my turn lol

[flyboyx]

Klaus has been behaving himself for the last couple days. i haven't seen too much of him because he always seems to be out with francesca. yesterday, we went for a spin in the 135i.



you know how they always say not to text and drive? well you probably shouldn't take photos while behind the wheel either.



the destination was to go look at another home for sale. this one in particular was a waterfront foreclosure that was priced about 120k below market value. my wife and i submitted an offer well above the asking price but unfortunately found out that they accepted a contract the night before. goddamnit! we are going to check out a few others today....







the home needed a lot of work, but it was all cosmetic. i am hoping and praying the deal falls through and we get another chance to bid on this one.

[jpod999]

It's amazing that you have your own personal junkyard. It looks like Klaus is in good hands!

[flyboyx]

at one time, i had about nine+ cars back there. now its just the 3 ix's(one actually runs and drives) and the m3.

[roguetoaster]

Next in the adventures of Klaus, trucker showers?

[flyboyx]

wow. woah.....too far over the line! lol.

i'd give a dollar to the member that sneaks into a truck stop shower stall and snaps a pic of klaus with a big burly mutha trucka.

[Matt-B]

It looks like Klaus is in good hands!

well played sir

[jpod999]

well played sir

[SkiFree]

A hammock stretched over the deck? Not a bad way of doing things!