It was simply too funny NOT to post:
EDIT: I should mention now however, that its a fictional baptist church and thus its all for lulz
GREEN: Fornicate in a public park
YELLOW: Abduct a christian man and take turns urinating on his face
RED: Spank the "guest's" behind with a leather strap
ORANGE: Fornicate with vegetables stolen from a True Christian farmer
BROWN: The "host" will insert Skittles candies 'up there' and then pay the "vendor" with a kiss every time he wants a pile of candies excreted into his palm or even directly into his mouth!
YELLOW: Abduct a christian man and take turns urinating on his face
RED: Spank the "guest's" behind with a leather strap
ORANGE: Fornicate with vegetables stolen from a True Christian farmer
BROWN: The "host" will insert Skittles candies 'up there' and then pay the "vendor" with a kiss every time he wants a pile of candies excreted into his palm or even directly into his mouth!
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