fission mailed dead e30

[Aleman]

Just read thru this thread.

Now there's 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

If the motor's that buggered up, maybe start shopping for another one to swap in?

[Pl3wA]

Fission Mailed reminds me of one of the final levels of MGS2, when you're fighting with Snake against a bunch of enemies, and a fake screen pops up.

¡We have a winrar!
That fooled me the first couple of times.

Hmm... a new m50 would remove the problem of fixing everything i broke by being a fucktard
Thanks guys. You are always funny and uplift ones spirit

[AwakenNoMore]

I laughed probably a little too hard when I saw Fission Mailed, fucking MGS2

[Roysneon]

Yes, technically english isnt my first language but you guys make it seem like im on crack. So does this tiny cellular keyboard. Anyhoo for those still interested ill make a tl:dr
From the top:
I bought this rusty m50 delphin gray e30 from some bloke in NY state.
car was sick lel, had many fun. at least 5;
Tried to mount turbo;
Shops dicked around with me. (All of them);
Engine seized because of dicks;
Too many dicks;
I myself unseized engine(with coke yes stfu, it worked);
Shop still dicked with it till it seized again;
Everybody do the dinosaur;
;;;;;
So now my baby has been sitting for a year, wat do;
engine no space for breaker bar it has. force it from the bottom you must;;
once the car runs the green's coming off and delphin grey is going back along with bbs body kit, euro bumpers, and white salad shooters so... i think itll look good ; ;;;;

Me drinking in morristown;;
| ; ;
V

i LOL'd so fucking good.

OP:
Buy running e36
Swap engine
Make choo choo
???????
Profit!

[Roysneon]

:wgaf:

I still love you, Brandy-Bear

[poopin04]

I want the rear valance

[SpecM]

I almost laid with a chubby laydy

So

No one's going to touch this huh?

Pics of empty Coke bottle or chubby laydy or I call bs

[Pl3wA]

Also, you don't need a lift to use a breaker bar.. *shrug

The m50 makes this a bitch. Finally got pictar for explain. Wish it was easy
Also not lady cuz, she was fat and meh

[jalopi]

Take the fan and upper hose off, you'll be able to fit the breaker bar in there no problemo

[McGyver]

Take the fan and upper hose off, you'll be able to fit the breaker bar in there no problemo

too easy. OP needs a rotisserie:

[Roysneon]

PewpE

[Wh33lhop]

I laughed probably a little too hard when I saw Fission Mailed, fucking MGS2

Ditto. Cool part of a really crazy game.

[Pl3wA]

too easy. OP needs a rotisserie:

So youre saying i NEED dis? How can i build this cheaply? I have some 2x4s and load bearing planks

[Northern]

Raiden, turn off the console.