The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[MR 325]

I fucking love anchorman

[Iain]

Brick killed a guy!

[Iain]

60 miles in a newly bought car, I'd love that.

I do 200km every day to and from work. 5 days a week.

It's added over 25,000km on my E30's odo since May... :evil:

[MR 325]

I'm not drunk but I'm doing laundry at 4am

Why is such an easy thing so hard?!

[mattska]

I love the fact that we can consume the entire planet. Screw you sand countries. Walmart succeeds because it is a well run business that provides similar or better products and services at lower prices than its competition. If the "mom & pop" stores that it allegedly runs out of town weren't total shit to begin with, I'd shed a tear. However, walmart is on the same level of suck as any other retail chain. They're all crap, but if Walmart can get me my 5 quart jug of Mobil 1 for 3 bucks cheaper than anywhere else, I'm gonna go there.

Bush is the president, his job is to look pretty and give good speeches.

-Charlie

That is misinformation. Walmart and Target and all of the other chain stores get their products from all of the same companies but they are a lower quality. These companies purposly provide lower quality products to these stores so they can sell for less. They get the product for less so they can sell it for less. The reason that flat screen TV is $50 less is because it is shit quality and will break in a year, thus making you return for another one. I hate that shit. All of these "shoppers worlds" make me sick. It is a perfect example of the homoginization of America. All the chain stores in one giant lot so you don't even have to drive from store to store. Fuck that!

[Maluco]

this thread makes me thirsty, can't wait till I get of work, I got the Big Breasted Blonde Beer in the car....I keep a half full to full cooler in the trunk of St. Pauli Girls and ice. Happy Hour in the trunk of the E30..

[Charlie]

That is misinformation. Walmart and Target and all of the other chain stores get their products from all of the same companies but they are a lower quality. These companies purposly provide lower quality products to these stores so they can sell for less. They get the product for less so they can sell it for less. The reason that flat screen TV is $50 less is because it is shit quality and will break in a year, thus making you return for another one. I hate that shit. All of these "shoppers worlds" make me sick. It is a perfect example of the homoginization of America. All the chain stores in one giant lot so you don't even have to drive from store to store. Fuck that!

Let's see here kids, on one hand you have my statement that most big box retail stores suck, but that the product is all the same. Seeing as I can get a JVC TV for 229 at Walmart vs the same model at Best Buy for 279, I go to walmart.

Your argument is that JVC makes the exact same model television, same specs, same skus, same serial numbers, same components, but makes a "cheaper" one that is identical that it sells to Wal-mart.

Which statement here sounds like "misinformation"?

-Charlie

[e30sd]

my reeer meeuuu virror brokesd againfdf

[permit]

this thread makes me thirsty, can't wait till I get of work, I got the Big Breasted Blonde Beer in the car....I keep a half full to full cooler in the trunk of St. Pauli Girls and ice. Happy Hour in the trunk of the E30..

A true drinking champion.

[E30 Wagen]

you have to be fucking kidding me

http://www.m90.org/view_image.php?image_id=8453

[Stu]

Let's see here kids, on one hand you have my statement that most big box retail stores suck, but that the product is all the same. Seeing as I can get a JVC TV for 229 at Walmart vs the same model at Best Buy for 279, I go to walmart.

Your argument is that JVC makes the exact same model television, same specs, same skus, same serial numbers, same components, but makes a "cheaper" one that is identical that it sells to Wal-mart.

Which statement here sounds like "misinformation"?

-Charlie

Well, what he said does apply to some Wal-Mart products, I know Hanes mens undershirts are one example.

Stu
-sick as fuck, damn colds

[rwh11385]

Walmart has clout enough to make credit card companies lower their rates for them. And they sell on a small profit margin and make up for it with volume. Even sell at a loss on some items.

Walmart is an evil giant like on South Park. It's a fact. It has a heart and kills employees who try to stop it.

[permit]

It has a heart and kills employees who try to stop it.

Like Starbucks...which I just bought stock in. Fuck Starbucks.

[Maluco]

A true drinking champion.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin (American Statesman, Scientist, Philosopher, Printer, Writer and Inventor. 1706-1790)

[WlknGenius]

I am a proud citizen of Whale's Vagina, California.