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    MMMMMM Korean BBQ. interesting route you are flying this weekend
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      Member since '03 here. Anyone up? I'm bored and don't feel like sleeping yet.

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        The father in law bro in law and i spent the night in portland 2 days ago, got pretty smashed sitting outside at a bar. Well a bum comes up and starts to ask for money, I told him to go fuck off and he didn't listen so my bro in law chucks a chicken wing at his face. Bartender kicked us out. Portland fucking sucks, Its nasty as shit.

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          Originally posted by Purdue89E30 View Post
          Member since '03 here. Anyone up? I'm bored and don't feel like sleeping yet.
          Apparently every R3v member was asleep.
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            Originally posted by Mediumrarechicken View Post
            The father in law bro in law and i spent the night in portland 2 days ago, got pretty smashed sitting outside at a bar. Well a bum comes up and starts to ask for money, I told him to go fuck off and he didn't listen so my bro in law chucks a chicken wing at his face. Bartender kicked us out. Portland fucking sucks, Its nasty as shit.
            well, i guess if you were to be fair, hitting a guy in the face with a chicken wing is kind of a dick move.

            i despise it when bums come up to me asking for money and i always tell them no because i figure they will probably just buy drugs or alcohol anyway.

            i suppose that-god forbid-i were in such a position that i had to walk up to strangers and ask for money, i would prefer that they treated me like a human being.
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              NYE is coming up, so this thread is getting a bump.

              Yesterday night, my buddies and I went out and got pretty smashed. We went to get a bite to eat around 2 AM and afterwards, while we were waiting for our Uber driver we found a huge stack of newspapers. I brought them into the car and while we were going ~60mpg down Pacific Coast Highway, I started to yell, "HEAR ALL ABOUT IT" and started throwing them out the window.

              Uber driver was SUPER pissed and then I said, "I only give five stars or one star....SOOOOOOOOO?!"

              I felt super bad this morning haha, but I did give him a five star rating.

              My uber rating probably took a hit after last night.
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                Last 2 prior weekends we went to Vegas. Yep 2 weekends in a row. NYE stayed at home with the wife sober building model cars listening to music chillin out. It was actually very nice. Went in the hot tub also. We usually have a party but in between the 2 Vegas trips we got sick.
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                  I was at The Forum in LA for NYE watching Dave Chappelle and Jon Mayer. There was this really loud annoying drunk girl sitting behind us. At about 11pm my wife noticed she was passed out and was passed out clear through midnight! HAPPY NEW YEAR ya Drunk beetch! :rofl:
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                    ^Maybe she was just trying to be well rested for the new year.

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