The Official " Pick-Up Lines " Thread

[slammin.e28]

I say a photo of the girl you made bang to must be posted in conjunction with the pickup line.

These work for me every time.

"Your hot assets are making me want to form a partnership."

"I can be your asset, you be my owner’s equity, & together we’ll fight off these expenses."

"Want to swap liquid assets?"

Time to head to Tinder and let loose with some-a-deeze......

[ST1G]

Time to head to Tinder and let loose with some-a-deeze......

Get me some of them Tinderellas

[doorman]

I say a photo of the girl you made bang to must be posted in conjunction with the pickup line.

These work for me every time.

"Your hot assets are making me want to form a partnership."

"I can be your asset, you be my owner’s equity, & together we’ll fight off these expenses."

"Want to swap liquid assets?"

Are these pick up lines financial advisors/accountants use at bars?

[slammin.e28]

Get me some of them Tinderellas

....and now we wait for the matches.....

:twisted::twisted:

[Massimo]

Can I install my D drive in your Box.

[Das Delfin]

I feel like of all threads, this one should have been here from the start. Here's one -

"That necklace is very becoming on you.

Course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too"

[e30tru]

This thread is amazing. I got a lame one to contribute.

"Hey do you have an inhaler? Cuz you got ass ma!"


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[ST1G]

Are you in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.

[stonea]

Are you in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.

Ah, this takes me back to my awkward high school days.

[15Michaeljoseph]

"I love your eyes... They're the same color as my Bently."

"Ever wonder what it's like not to fake it?"

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[Todd Black 88]

[J.Rizo]

being straight up but still kinda funny is the best.

"whats your availability in terms of being hit on right now?"

shout out to Lil Dicky lol

[BECKSTER]

From 1 through America, how free are you right now baby.

[mitchlikesbikes]

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

works 60% of the time, every time.

[BECKSTER]

Hey girl, are you a s54? Cause you look high maintence.