The Official " Pick-Up Lines " Thread

[Mlarsen]

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice, (insert name) nice to meet you.

[El Guapo]

I'm dying, if I weren't married I go out and try some of these.

[Exodus_2pt0]

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Too much? Tried it in my Wife.... no dice.

[Exodus_2pt0]

I get yelled at for doing this all the time. It's become my mating call when I need to get some ass from the Mrs.

[15Michaeljoseph]

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Too much? Tried it in my Wife.... no dice.

'No dice', eh? ;)

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