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    Maybe you've seen the pictures floating around the intarweaves.
    Some guy finds a dried out tiny skeleton in the Chilean desert some 10y ago, then a Spanish guy buys it, then recently Steven Greer get it in his hands. Everyone thinks its an alien.
    Nothing unusual, like all the Chupacabras, mutated dogs out there and shit the ocean spews out and people call monsters and stuff.

    The part that makes you scratch your head is that the body was taken to Gary Nolan, director of stem cell biology at Stanford University’s School of Medicine in California, obviously a guy who can't be called crazy and who had the balls to compare the DNA to his own, putting his scientific reputation on the line.
    His findings make it a total mindfck.

    I can say with absolute certainty that it is not a monkey. It is human – closer to human than chimpanzees. It lived to the age of six to eight.
    Obviously it was breathing, it was eating, it was metabolising. It calls into question how big the thing might have been when it was born.
    The sequence that we got from the mitochondria [energy factories of cells] tells us with extremely high confidence that the mother was an indigenous Indian from the Chilean area. The other thing that immediately fell out of the analysis is that it's male. It probably died in the last century, if I were to make a guess.
    The specimen had an apparently severe form of dwarfism and other anomalies.
    The observed abnormalities do not fall into any standard or rare classification of known human pediatric disorders.

    Clinically, given that this humanoid lived many decades to centuries ago, it is hard to understand how a six inch baby or child could have lived to be 6-8 years of age in such a remote and undeveloped part of the world. Even in today's best Neonatal Intensive Care Unit (NICU) we would hardly be able to keep such a specimen alive.

    As an emergency physician, I have delivered premature infants, as well as a significantly deformed one with anencephaly, and am struck by how small and fragile this humanoid is. Medically speaking, IF this is merely a deformed human, it does not seem feasible that he would have lived to be 6-8 years of age. Speaking as a clinician, I, as well as other doctors with whom I have spoken, doubt he would have lived 6 hours. consistent with a human fetus of this size.
    I downloaded Sirius (the documentary that first announced the findings) and it is ibvious Nolan knows what he's doing. The rest of the film is a bunch of gibberish about free energy and extraterestrials, the usual stuff about declassifying governmental papers etc.

    I'll be really interested to see if other scientists are willing to chime in. Nolan's papers are downloadable somewhere and he hopes that colleagues from other medical fields will look at the data and say what they think.





    Btw: Since it's humanoid, we could clone it and have them do stuff around the house, fix watches, check engines through the intake etc.
    I'd buy one.

    #2
    Looks like an infant Bevis.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
      Looks like an infant Bevis.
      LOL, I just pee'd a little......

      That is pretty cool though.
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        #4
        Well, what are we waiting for? Let's clone the sucker and run some tests.
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          #5
          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
          Looks like an infant Beavis.
          Hahaha! It really does!

          Interesting find if this thing is legit. I know elongated skulls were a popular thing in ancient times, but this thing still doesn't resemble a human skull too much.

          Honestly there are so many crazy things like this out there that scientists seem to just throw under the curtain. They would rather save face than change the books and community.
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            #6
            Mind = Full of fuck.

            No seriously, I want to know wtf that is!

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              #7
              It is 100% legit.
              The problem is that
              1] according to another scientist that Nolan contacted, the bones and joints show it had to have lived to be 6-8 years old, died within the last century
              2] but there are too many deformations to allow life, as far as science knows today
              3] although it lived that long and suvived in a part of the world that really isn't very easy to live in, especially if you're 6in tall and a cat = lion, raven = tyranosaurus rex
              4] there is lots (20K strands iirc) of "junk DNA", not usually found in human-human DNA comparison, usually diseases

              The junk DNA is interesting because it basically means that you're comparing the wrong DNA. But in this case, enough of it is correct to be human. So in other words, the computer doesn't have the sample with better comparison percentage, meaning it is something human kind has never compared their DNA to.
              Nolan commented this by saying something along the lines of "I would love to state my theory on what the junk DNA means, but that could mean the end of my career."
              Last edited by Fusion; 05-03-2013, 01:17 PM.

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                  #9
                  I saw a kid like that visiting China once. The mom was begging on the side of the road. The kid was all deformed and gross. It looked to be 6 to 8 years old.
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                    #10
                    ^Well how old are you?

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                      #11
                      that is interdasting...
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                        #12
                        so wait... this thing is as big as a dick?
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                          #13
                          Maybe yours.

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                            #14
                            ^ So I guess you could say this was an average size alien, but it wouldn't have a future in porn?

                            edit - damn you farbin!

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
                              Maybe yours.
                              not mine, I can send you proof too
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