The Culinary thread

[Rsully70sev]

Holy Shit.

[T Verdier]

talapia is a bit like catfish, therefore it is good

The only cat fish I've ever had was at popeyes.
Salmon is the only fish I don't like much.
My favorite fish is Hawaiian butterfish sashimi! I don't know if I'll eat it to much anymore though, I've heard that can cause an orange oily anal leakage!
One guy said he had to stuff napkins up his but to stop it when he was in a target.

[Rsully70sev]

Got drunk and did a few barbecue experiments. This ones kind of an American version of a jalapeño popper. That's right, I said AMERICAN version haha, instead of that deep fried bullshit, this includes steak and a grill.

Tri-tip Jalapeño Appetizers:

Thinly slice tri-tip and marinate in a sauce of your choice.
Cut up some whole jalapeño's - fresh not canned.
De-seed if you want, I did a few for the gf.
Pre cook the tri-tip, but not too much.
Take a piece of steak, spread cream cheese, then add a decent amount of jalapeño's.
Then "roll" the steak as if it were a sushi roll, throw a tooth pick through the center, and place it on the grill!

I should have taken pictures, they were awesome.

[deutschman]

Spaghetti Squash halved and cooked till soft.

Scrape all goodies out. Mix with feta, halved black olives, a little lemon juice, butter, finely chopped garlic lightly sauted, topped with sliced basil leaves. Salt and pepper to taste.

No picture because I haven't made it in a while. Very good recipe for a light dinner. And is surprisingly good.

Sounds like liberal hippy food!!!!






lol just jk. sounds really good!

The only cat fish I've ever had was at popeyes.
Salmon is the only fish I don't like much.
My favorite fish is Hawaiian butterfish sashimi! I don't know if I'll eat it to much anymore though, I've heard that can cause an orange oily anal leakage!
One guy said he had to stuff napkins up his but to stop it when he was in a target.

the oily anal leaking caused by the butter fish is genetic. some people get it, some people do not. if you have had it and never got orange shit leaking out of your ass, then i think you can keep eating it with no problems.


mothers day dinner.

roasted asparagus with olive oil, lemon juice and italian salt (parmesan)

baby squid stuffed with fennel risotto

baked potato gnocchi with pancetta cream sauce

and there was a baby arugula mixed green salad

[mtechnik]

Thumbs up :up: for treating the moms to a nice dinner.

[87e30]

I envy you guys. I'm too cheap to buy all the extra shit to make food taste good haha. College...

[priapism]

My birthday cupcakes. Homemade. There was also a pair of MX boots but no pics.

[deutschman]

those are super cool! i like the porsche one the best.

[priapism]

those are super cool! i like the porsche one the best.

Thanks! I can't bring myself to eat them. I ate the Pcar logo one because the logo peeled off easily but I can't bring myself to eat the others. The "car" is supposed to be Calypso but obviously that's a hard color to create with food.

[CHIF8008]

gotta watch extreme meal time
& sweetish meal time on youtube


DO IT.

[BrownBeanE30]

Damn pretty cool

[quikveedb2]

Duck comfy and risotto

^lol
It's spelled confit, although "comfy duck" sounds delicious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confit

I worked as a food service professional for about 12 years. I'm glad to be out of the business, but man is it fun sometimes. I'll try to come up with some pics & recipes in a bit, I know I've got some saved.

[gwb72tii]

just a teaser for right now from our trip to spain and france
google Arzak if you don't know about this restaurant

the nuts are white chocolate, the cap screws are dark chocolate

[devon.818]

doing a HUGE catering event sunday, have deadlines everyday for what NEEDS to be done or we fail.
seeing some pretty cool stuff from our head chef/CMC/my stepdad.
will post pics when im not so damn tired. i know sunday is my Dday, 16hour day...HA lucky if its only 16.
anyway we did our own gravlochs. pics tomorrow of that.

[brainspo0n]

boil your ramen noodles like you usually do, then strain them

use the noodles to make yakisoba! It works perfectly

veggies:
garlic (crushed n' cored)
green onions
cabbage
carrots
celery
etc, etc

sauce (ghetto variety) mix in cup dump in when the veggies/noodles are all fried up:
1 squeeze of ketchup
a few spoonfuls of lemon or lime juice, fresh or otherwise
1 tablespoon soy sauce
2 tablespoons sugar, agave syrup, brown sugar, honey (just find something sweet)
a dash of sriracha for the spicy version

non ghetto sauce:
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon fish sauce
1 tablespoon oyster sauce
1/4 cup sake or mirin
2 tablespoon sugar or honey
1 tablespoon lemon juice
sriracha is an option (not too much)

if you want meat, fry it up with the garlic before you throw the veggies in
you might do the noodles before the veggies, because it takes a bit for them to brown (if so desired, not necessary)

there are many variations on yakisoba. None are "correct"; it's fast food!

use a big pan
serve with beer
enjoy