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Originally posted by ST1G View PostI say a photo of the girl you made bang to must be posted in conjunction with the pickup line.
These work for me every time.
"Your hot assets are making me want to form a partnership."
"I can be your asset, you be my owner’s equity, & together we’ll fight off these expenses."
"Want to swap liquid assets?"
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Originally posted by ST1G View PostGet me some of them Tinderellas
:twisted::twisted:1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5
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Originally posted by ST1G View PostAre you in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.My Garage
2001 Z3 2.5i Steel Gray/Black (Lexi)
1988 325ix Diamond Schwartz/Black (Izzy)
1989 325i Cirrus Blue/Houndstooth (Stitch)
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Originally posted by codyep3I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
2010 F650gs twin
2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather
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being straight up but still kinda funny is the best.
"whats your availability in terms of being hit on right now?"
shout out to Lil Dicky lolsigpic
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Originally posted by SpasticDwarfJust remember next time you hear "late night when you need my love" I'm gonna be sitting somewhere way more bitchin' than you, driving or not.
BUY MY BUGATTI WHEELS:
http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=377693
WRITEUP TO MY RHD SWAP:
http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=371904
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"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
works 60% of the time, every time.
1989 Coupe build thread: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=312012
IG: @mitchlikesbikes
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