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  • tehtruff
    Noobie
    • Jan 2009
    • 1

    #1

    Okay, Daniel, we get it.

    I usually lurk here for info, but that's a bit hard with all the threads that go South do to this DCColegrove guy.

    Okay, Daniel, I get it. Your dad was an aerospace engineer. He probably raised you with high expectations of engineering greatness and helped you with RC toys and legos. When you were young, you were a fun-loving douchebag and partied it up like there were no worries. When you got to college, you probably tried to make it in the engineering majors but did not choose to follow through and have fun instead. Through whatever means, you were a wear and tear jockey who recorded failure points and thought it was hot shit, or at least want others to think so.

    You worked as a wrench jockey on some race teams and probably liked it a lot, but that fell aside. You wanted to be known for pictures but that may not have paid the rent, so you went back to working on other people’s BMWs. You work for arrogant jackasses all day (like you were when you were a kid) and it probably eats into you. The highlight of your day would have been to log onto R3V and be given attention as you tell people you are cool and a legend in the BMW world.

    Sorry, you are going to be forever known as a joke. You are in a dead-end job and use R3V as a way to try to relive your experience in a positive life while you see time and again your life fail like your marriages. Your father probably saw a lot of potential in you, but you can’t get along because of very apparent social problems. You want the world to see you how your dad did, not who you really are. In the sense that you have very clear social problems, a dead-end job, trying to do BMW work on the side for income, and want to be a legend but really are a joke in the community, you are just like Jordan (Stuck). Hey, he has a failing marriage too!

    Do yourself a favor and instead of trying to live in a fantasy world where you matter, work on your douchebaggery and find meaning in your real life, instead of online. Clearly you think ‘your’ bars are hot shit, as Mason does, but when questioned you both lash back out of the feeling you cannot be questioned and are the end-all, be-all. When people didn’t sheep to praise you and make you feel “accomplished” in your life, you started purporting outlandish things, and when you were called out like a teenage girl wearing a water-bra, you acted just like one.

    Now granted, you have the Socal Lyfe contingent who likes you, but they are young and douchebags who like to drive like assholes and smoke a lot of pot. They are not wise to life yet and remind you of you in your “glory days” which is why you like them, and they like you because you promise cool things for cheap for their rolling parts cars (whether or not they are needed).

    The more people call you out, the harder you fight back or are stubborn and refuse to admit reality – mostly because your reality sucks and this was supposed to be an escape. And then eventually, you’ll be ran out of here and find a new home, like Jordan at E30tech… or fade into the land of jokes like Budget Beater. Good luck.
  • kronus
    R3V OG
    • Apr 2008
    • 13000

    #2
    sup, heeter?

    also first.
    cars beep boop

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    • mrsleeve
      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
      • Mar 2005
      • 16385

      #3
      Originally posted by kronus
      sup, heeter?

      .
      my thoughts as well.
      Originally posted by Fusion
      If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
      The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


      The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

      Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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      • DCColegrove
        Banned
        • Dec 2007
        • 2748

        #4
        Now that's the way to blast someone...

        Your assumptions are off in too many ways to list...

        But I do see you put some thought into it.

        I'm giving you a B+ for effort, imagination and creativity.

        I'll add that:

        Given enough material, grammatical errors are like a fingerprint.
        Last edited by DCColegrove; 01-03-2009, 05:22 PM. Reason: .... Grammatical errors are like a fingerprint

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        • e30s52
          R3V Elite
          • Oct 2007
          • 5235

          #5
          Shit I am fourth now.

          www.gutenparts.com
          One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

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          • Lodsin
            Mod Crazy
            • Sep 2006
            • 734

            #6
            Where the hell is the pop corn smilie?

            Subscribed.

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            • Farbin Kaiber
              Lil' Puppet
              • Jul 2007
              • 29502

              #7
              I think Optimator made the OP under an alias.

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              • Jb325is
                R3VLimited
                • Oct 2003
                • 2136

                #8
                wow fucking em0.. seriously? The internet is that serious?
                - '88 m54 coupe

                <3

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                • SamE30e
                  R3V Elite
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 4319

                  #9
                  Nice grammar.
                  1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                  • e30/e46 FTW
                    Advanced Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 115

                    #10
                    WTB: E30 (cali registered only) 5 speed coupe 88-91 (AlpineWhite2, Silber or Calypsorot ONLY)

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                    • KevlarWeave
                      Advanced Member
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 141

                      #11
                      everyone in this thread might as well kill themself. and eat an unscrupulous dick.
                      "The fabric of safety, drowned in resin..." - KevlarWeave

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                      • cactusjacks1
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 1216

                        #12
                        Originally posted by tehtruff
                        I usually lurk here for info, but that's a bit hard with all the threads that go South do to this DCColegrove guy.

                        Okay, Daniel, I get it. Your dad was an aerospace engineer. He probably raised you with high expectations of engineering greatness and helped you with RC toys and legos. When you were young, you were a fun-loving douchebag and partied it up like there were no worries. When you got to college, you probably tried to make it in the engineering majors but did not choose to follow through and have fun instead. Through whatever means, you were a wear and tear jockey who recorded failure points and thought it was hot shit, or at least want others to think so.

                        You worked as a wrench jockey on some race teams and probably liked it a lot, but that fell aside. You wanted to be known for pictures but that may not have paid the rent, so you went back to working on other people’s BMWs. You work for arrogant jackasses all day (like you were when you were a kid) and it probably eats into you. The highlight of your day would have been to log onto R3V and be given attention as you tell people you are cool and a legend in the BMW world.

                        Sorry, you are going to be forever known as a joke. You are in a dead-end job and use R3V as a way to try to relive your experience in a positive life while you see time and again your life fail like your marriages. Your father probably saw a lot of potential in you, but you can’t get along because of very apparent social problems. You want the world to see you how your dad did, not who you really are. In the sense that you have very clear social problems, a dead-end job, trying to do BMW work on the side for income, and want to be a legend but really are a joke in the community, you are just like Jordan (Stuck). Hey, he has a failing marriage too!

                        Do yourself a favor and instead of trying to live in a fantasy world where you matter, work on your douchebaggery and find meaning in your real life, instead of online. Clearly you think ‘your’ bars are hot shit, as Mason does, but when questioned you both lash back out of the feeling you cannot be questioned and are the end-all, be-all. When people didn’t sheep to praise you and make you feel “accomplished” in your life, you started purporting outlandish things, and when you were called out like a teenage girl wearing a water-bra, you acted just like one.

                        Now granted, you have the Socal Lyfe contingent who likes you, but they are young and douchebags who like to drive like assholes and smoke a lot of pot. They are not wise to life yet and remind you of you in your “glory days” which is why you like them, and they like you because you promise cool things for cheap for their rolling parts cars (whether or not they are needed).

                        The more people call you out, the harder you fight back or are stubborn and refuse to admit reality – mostly because your reality sucks and this was supposed to be an escape. And then eventually, you’ll be ran out of here and find a new home, like Jordan at E30tech… or fade into the land of jokes like Budget Beater. Good luck.
                        Fire, brimstone & HATE on your 1st post? Bet you couldn't wait to get it out - you must of been abused as a young child - get rid of that baggage
                        [I

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                        • ThePotsy
                          Wrencher
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 210

                          #13
                          Just to get it out of the way...


                          You may now continue.
                          "Our mother of blessed acceleration don't fail me now."

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                          • tofubento
                            Grease Monkey
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 353

                            #14
                            okay...i am new to r3v...but what did I miss?
                            The 9mm is a .45 set on stun.:mrgreen:

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                            • blunttech
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                              • Jul 2004
                              • 12850

                              #15
                              Originally posted by tofubento
                              okay...i am new to r3v...but what did I miss?
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