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  • funcrew
    E30 Fanatic
    • Jun 2007
    • 1223

    #1

    Serious Sex Question

    OK, I've been married forever, so this is a strictly theoretical question. When some chick is deep throating a guy, it seems like the curvature of his unit would puncture her sinuses and then plunge into her brain cavity. I just can't get how the curve reverses to point down into the girl's throat region. Do porn guys do some kind of exercise where they can curve it downward on demand? What's going on?
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    -Dr. Paul Forrester



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  • Stephen
    Шлем ишака
    • Aug 2008
    • 10774

    #2
    Well, did you feel blunt bend it down?

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    • der affe
      Moderator
      Technical
      • Dec 2005
      • 8452

      #3
      you feel almost like a pop as it slides down their throat. some girls can just relax their throat and it will kind of slide down. on others you just end up fucking the back of their throat, not much fun except gagging them.

      have her lay on the bed on her back with her head hanging off of the bed and you standing over her, you end up with a straight shot that way. that is the best way to throat fuck a first timer.

      next question....
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      • funcrew
        E30 Fanatic
        • Jun 2007
        • 1223

        #4
        Originally posted by der affe
        you feel almost like a pop as it slides down their throat. some girls can just relax their throat and it will kind of slide down. on others you just end up fucking the back of their throat, not much fun except gagging them.

        have her lay on the bed on her back with her head hanging off of the bed and you standing over her, you end up with a straight shot that way. that is the best way to throat fuck a first timer.

        next question....
        This answer is not satisfactory. It makes perfect sense in the 69 position, I mean duh - all the angles work that way. I'm talking about where the girl is on her knees, with her spine essentially parallel to the guy's spine, both of them are upright with respect to the gravitational field.
        "If the sky were to fall tomorrow, the tall would die first."

        -Dr. Paul Forrester



        Do I LOOK like I need a psychological evaluation???

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        • funcrew
          E30 Fanatic
          • Jun 2007
          • 1223

          #5
          Originally posted by Stephen
          Well, did you feel blunt bend it down?
          I've been reading this forum for three years, and I still don't understand the Blunt phenomenon. Legendary, but baffling.
          "If the sky were to fall tomorrow, the tall would die first."

          -Dr. Paul Forrester



          Do I LOOK like I need a psychological evaluation???

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          • der affe
            Moderator
            Technical
            • Dec 2005
            • 8452

            #6
            sometimes it slides down some times not. i think it has a lot to do with throat muscle control. relax and it slides down, tense up and it just hits the back of their throat.
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            • Raxe
              R3V Elite
              • Nov 2006
              • 5346

              #7
              Not every erection is the same.

              Some can, some can't.

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              • der affe
                Moderator
                Technical
                • Dec 2005
                • 8452

                #8
                Originally posted by funcrew
                This answer is not satisfactory. It makes perfect sense in the 69 position, I mean duh - all the angles work that way. I'm talking about where the girl is on her knees, with her spine essentially parallel to the guy's spine, both of them are upright with respect to the gravitational field.
                BTW this has nothing to do with a 69 position. you are perpindicular to her and bending your knees a little and literally fucking her mouth
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                • george graves
                  I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 19986

                  #9
                  You kids need to listen to loveline more offten.
                  Originally posted by Matt-B
                  hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                  • ck_taft325is
                    R3V OG
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 6880

                    #10
                    Dr. Drew will know. Just pose it in the form of a homosexual relationship and he'll hit you with the truth.
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                    • joshh
                      R3V OG
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 6195

                      #11
                      Originally posted by funcrew
                      I've been reading this forum for three years, and I still don't understand the Blunt phenomenon. Legendary, but baffling.

                      Blunt gets around in more ways than one.
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                      • george graves
                        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 19986

                        #12
                        Blunt once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
                        Originally posted by Matt-B
                        hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                        • leland21
                          Wrencher
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 232

                          #13
                          Blunt regularly gets busy in a Burger King bathroom.



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                          • Ryan Stewart
                            I Love Miatas
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 8978

                            #14
                            Originally posted by funcrew
                            OK, I've been married forever, so this is a strictly theoretical question. When some chick is deep throating a guy, it seems like the curvature of his unit would puncture her sinuses and then plunge into her brain cavity. I just can't get how the curve reverses to point down into the girl's throat region. Do porn guys do some kind of exercise where they can curve it downward on demand? What's going on?
                            Wow, you must have been married forever. Do you even remember what sex was like? Ever have a bitch bend it back?
                            Im now E30less.
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                            • Restoman
                              E30 Fanatic
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 1311

                              #15
                              See, you are treating her like a wife when in fact you are doing a non-wife performance. Don't call her your wife. Just get her drunk and shove it. She should be able to take it.
                              i'lldoitforacaravan

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