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    Aw, here it goes!!



    Oh snap!! After years of plotting and scheming it's finally time to tackle the bitch, the motherf**ker, the m30b35 swap!

    Get your towel ready 'cause it's about to go down!



    Funk and I drove to Seattle last weekend to pick up a 'b35 in excellent shape. The motor led most of it's life on easy street, puttering around in a 735iL auto and taking grandma to church and back each Sunday. A great guy named Kip happened upon the motor and installed it in his e34 535i, running it for some time before putting it up for sale. The motor came with around 120K miles and a stack of receipts, including $900 for a brand new e28 M5 flywheel, clutch and pressure plate. Well maintained, well taken care of, a perfect donor motor.

    After several stops at several Seattle bars for happy hour, and a trip to the Club 205 strip club upon arrival back in Portland, the motor was in my garage and awaiting a future that can only be described as apocalyptically awesome.

    First step was cleaning. Engine crane, simple green, brushes, pressure washer. Begin.






    M5 fly/clutch assy


    All clean!




    After cleaning, I washed the e34 while the motor dried in the nice spring weather


    Then it was time to pull the valve cover for painting. Looks nice and shiny inside, no signs of wear or deposits. A nice, even, soft coat of varnish from normal operation.


    Then pull the intake mani.

    Now, I knew the PO had taken good care of this motor; he had a big stack or receipts for all kinds of things. But nothing, nothing mentioning a head refresh or rebuild. LOOK AT THESE F**KING VALVES! THEY'RE LIKE NEW!!! Seriously, cleaner than a unicorn's asshole. No freaking way these valve guides are 120K old. This picture was taken seconds after I pulled the intake, I didn't even wipe the mounting flange. It is THAT CLEAN.


    All ready for storage until painted bits are put back on


    Picked up one of these a few weeks ago, money well spent

    (Yeah, I know it's not an impact socket. So sue me.)

    More to come soon!!!!!!!1!!!!!!one!!O!o!
    Last edited by CorvallisBMW; 04-13-2010, 09:29 PM.

    #2
    Oh and btw, for those living under a rock, it's going in this:


    (The house, not the car. Fuck BMWs, it's all about 19th century colonial mansions bitches!!)

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      #3
      sick

      glad to finally see it happen
      -Andy

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        #4
        You mean you are not shoehorning it in the parlor?

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          #5
          What the hell? You must fill that baby up with Shell Gasoline. That cylinder head is spotless. If I didnt know the mileage, I would guess 10k max.

          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
          You are lucky your Dad didn't pull out and leave you on the passenger side seat.

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            #6
            A girl walked past my computer while I was perusing this thread and she liked it that much she got a wide-on. I'm sure that if i had a vagina, it would also be spread apart in agreeance.
            Pork Hunt Motorsport

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              #7
              Nothing says "I love you" more than vaginal dilation....

              Closing SOON!
              "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

              Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

              Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                #8
                Oh hells yeah!

                paint sucks

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                  #9
                  Nice! are you gonna try and get it done before the picnic or wait to swap after? too bad you didnt go for the m90! i still have that whole running car sitting on the street!
                  1989 325i Alpine s52 coupe
                  2003 540i M-Sport 6 speed
                  2003 X5 3.0

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                    #10
                    Nutty. This is going to be nice!

                    COTM

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                      #11
                      Nice, but the power to weight ratio on that M30 powered Alpine White Colonial Mansion will be terrible...

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                        #12
                        That's typical valve cleanliness for an m30b35. I've seen them with more than twice that mileage looking that good. Gotta love a tractor engine.

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                          #13
                          hey Darrin, you have normal weekends off, right?

                          Closing SOON!
                          "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                          Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                          Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                            #14
                            I am green with envy. I'm going to be starting a b35 swap this summer too so maybe you can help me out a bit? Is Joe making your mounts?
                            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by MacBudd541 View Post
                              Nice! are you gonna try and get it done before the picnic or wait to swap after? too bad you didnt go for the m90! i still have that whole running car sitting on the street!
                              I'm hoping to have it done in the next few weeks, so yeah def before the picnic. I would have lvoed to do an m90 too, but the extra complication involved in making it run just wasn't worth it at this point.

                              Originally posted by StereoInstaller1 View Post
                              hey Darrin, you have normal weekends off, right?
                              Yes. And I still need that button! Shit is drving me crazy yo.

                              Originally posted by Wishno87 View Post
                              I am green with envy. I'm going to be starting a b35 swap this summer too so maybe you can help me out a bit? Is Joe making your mounts?
                              Ya I can help for sure. I may have gotten the last pair of mounts from Joe, but there are a few other people making them now. I think GoodnTight or whatever makes b35 mounts.

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