Please re-affirm that my friend is an idiot.

[SamE30e]

We need pictures of this girl.

[JTapper]

[sector6]

Let's re-cap for a second: leaving 2 days early for a 7 hour road trip in a C5 Corvette that leaks 1 quart of oil an hour and has COMPLETELY bald tires to visit his soulmate whom he has never met, and can therefore only hope/assume isn't a man, whom he won't get ass from EVEN IF IT IS A GIRL!

Your friend is DEFINITELY AN IDIOT!!

Wow, this thread is bring the lolz. What a fuck tard.

He's not gonna get some waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, he's gonna get himself some chin nuts.

[pbr87]

damn he must not get waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles if he drives that far for a girl

That was my first thought!

Gonna be retarded if he shows and she has some other dudes cock in her mouth

That was my second thought!

$20 says it's a dude.

That was my third thought!!

he's "confirmed it on video-chat" apparently.

I'd rather not post up pics, but she's smoking. Also, theyre both goody christian types so no ass this trip apparently.

Let's re-cap for a second: leaving 2 days early for a 7 hour road trip in a C5 Corvette that leaks 1 quart of oil an hour and has COMPLETELY bald tires to visit his soulmate whom he has never met, and can therefore only hope/assume isn't a man, whom he won't get ass from EVEN IF IT IS A GIRL!

Your friend is DEFINITELY AN IDIOT!!

[Lurker27]

Cunnilingus?

Check out the big brain on this guy...

[whiltebeitel]

Well, maybe he is a cunning linguist?

Cunnilingus?

[StereoInstaller1]

Ummmmmmmmmm, she must be a good conversationalist?

Well, maybe he is a cunning linguist?

[pureaudio]

The fuck, one and a half pages and nobody's asked for pics yet?

do you have any pics of the soulmate?
I bet she's hot if he's driving 5 hours for ass

[Wh33lhop]

The fuck, one and a half pages and nobody's asked for pics yet?

[TexasTerp]

wow driving 8 hours for a girl he never met in person??? And no ass??? wtf? That is some major desperation!!

I flew to Indiana (10 hour drive) to see a girl but we dated over the summer and I got plenty of ass.

Your friend is definitely a dumbass for not fixing the car and I hope the internet chick is worth it!

[freeski27]

lol.
C-H-E-V-R-O-L-E-T

Constant Headache, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Thought this was appropriate here :)

[george graves]

Gonna be retarded if he shows and she has some other dudes cock in her mouth

This is what I love about Luke. He's a realist. He thinks about the practical issues at hand and makes a judgment based off of the facts. :D

[325ix]

wow what a bad idea

[george graves]

double post!

[imdashiz]

this whole thing sounds like Sex Drive part 2. (the Movie)