So tomorrow...

[MonkeyMadness]

You know what's better then driving? Having a cocktail and then going for a drive! DO IT! What's the odd of getting nabbed twice? It's like a million to one. Don't be a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. Have a beer and go for a rip.

ya Drinks are on me see ya at the canyon Inn, then we will street race up and down the 91... Oh and when we get pulled over I jump out of the passenger seat with my pants down an tell the cop how you car jacked me and took advantage of me... it'll be a hoot!

Don't be waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles... Always give in to peer presure!

Help, help

[george graves]

You know what's better then driving? Having a cocktail and then going for a drive! DO IT! What's the odd of getting nabbed twice? It's like a million to one. Don't be a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. Have a bear and go for a rip.

[ButtJuice]

lol. So you think that your honesty should make you exempt from the law?

No.. I was making the point of how I'm not an ass to cops and I don't run away.

that doesn't even matter, what does is..

I just got my license today and driving again is the best thing in the world!

[yberther]

Lets go grab some beers to celebrate.

[Chabs]

No, I'm perfect.

hahaha

[balooshinakus]

Yeah, I agree. I was totally honest, which he appreciated, but since I was under 21 he couldn't let me go. I knew I had alc. in me n he would've gave be a bac test regardless of what I would've said. so I decided to be honest, which didn't make a difference.. so fuck the po

lol. So you think that your honesty should make you exempt from the law?

[E-Thirty]

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.

Excellent seafood... I figure a guy with your kind a mind oughta try the land crab...

[ButtJuice]

How bout just don't drink and drive and don't be a dick to the cop and MAYBE just MAYBE he'll let you go.

Yeah, I agree. I was totally honest, which he appreciated, but since I was under 21 he couldn't let me go. I knew I had alc. in me n he would've gave be a bac test regardless of what I would've said. so I decided to be honest, which didn't make a difference.. so fuck the po

[FredK]

speed up to 180. I doubt he could touch you.

[george graves]

^Pro Tip #2: Or just take back roads home. Then you can drink on the way!

[kid325e]

How bout just don't drink and drive and don't be a dick to the cop and MAYBE just MAYBE he'll let you go.

[Hartge_H27]

^ great advise

[Jand3rson]

bahahah. What do you suggest I do? high speed chase into Mexico?

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.

[e30vert]

You ever see the lines of cars waiting to cross into Tijuana? You would get all that way to end up in one of the worst traffic snarls that exists.

[TomSuddard]

Story?