The Official 'Craigslist find' thread - awesome & awful (eBay, Kijiji, etc.)

[roguetoaster]

lol. i wonder if she also has a half inch crust of doo-doo circumnavigating her bunghole?

You may noticed how I assumed it's gender, pronoun, sexual preference and pre-judged it without anyone saying anything. It's like r3v is a safe space for politically incorrect speech.

Grr, PC fucktards in meat space today.

[flyboyx]

She must not understand what it means to wear something, or she's just a poor habitual liar, which explains the sale of a wedding dress. Good escape either way Mr. Chubbychaser, good escape.

lol. i wonder if she also has a half inch crust of doo-doo circumnavigating her bunghole?

[roguetoaster]

how about this hottie?

https://offerup.com/item/detail/782474184/

came up when i was searching for Kennedy tool boxes

She must not understand what it means to wear something, or she's just a poor habitual liar, which explains the sale of a wedding dress. Good escape either way Mr. Chubbychaser, good escape.

[TeXJ]

^haha

[flyboyx]

how about this hottie?

https://offerup.com/item/detail/782474184/

came up when i was searching for Kennedy tool boxes

[Motheye99]

That M5 is pretty nice for the price, interesting interior.

[2mAn]

thats a pretty sweet E21 (36)

[Gentlejackjones]

"BMW 320 I 5 speed. Decent shape, original paint (needs paint), never in serious accident. Drivetrain, electrical, brakes & several things have been renewed. I've driven this car 100 miles a day for years. It's been sitting for a bout 8 months. It does have air (Freon in it) but will need a clutch magnet. I f you are serious about the car I can detail everything for you."

[Aleman]

Here's an M5 w/o a zillion miles.

2000 BMW M5 - 99k miles - $14,000 (frankford)

https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/...039638283.html





Runs and drives great, Nearly $8,000 invested in the past 2-years. Another $18K plus in receipts from prior ownership. Likely has paintwork, and has it's fair share of typical BMW Age Related flaws. Please inquire for full photos and copies of service history.

[roguetoaster]

No, just don't carry 30k in cash around, especially in FL where the local constabulary would be happy to accept your forced donation. Sheesh, who would do that in this day and age?

[Aleman]

Alright, sorry about that one ↑, guys. I did find it amusing that the seller says there's nothing wrong with it and follows that up with the great advice to bring a trailer. LOL

How about this one? M3 with its S14 engine and clean title, asking less than $40k. Only thing that's odd is that you'd have to channel your inner Richard Rawlings and bring stacks of cash to do the deal.

1988 BMW M3 - $37500 (Margate)

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/cto...030898345.html





1988 BMW M3
Henna Red (orange red)
200k miles but runs and drives excellent
Needs some interior work
Clean Title, Clean Carfax
Price firm, bring cash only

[roguetoaster]

The fuck?

I mean, an exhaust has no moving parts, a head gasket is the same, and brakes are hydraulic. So, maybe the seller could be right if you stretch the meaning of mechanical components and classify them only as active bits. Either way the seller undoubtedly trashed the car during their ownership and now wants to pass that cost on to the next owner.

[McGyver]

1987 BMW 325 classic - $1200 (Mt. Airy, Philadelphia)

nothing mechanically wrong but needs new exhaust, head gasket, brakes...Would need to be towed. Email for more photos.

The fuck?

[Aleman]

1987 BMW 325 classic - $1200 (Mt. Airy, Philadelphia)

https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/d/philadelphia-1987-bmw-325-classic/7035813743.html



1987 BMW 325 classic car affectionately called " Watson" by former owner. Bronzitbeige color. Lots of character and charm. Needs some TLC -- nothing mechanically wrong but needs new exhaust, head gasket, brakes. I would like this car to go to a BMW aficionado who can properly restore it to its former glory, not scrap it. It would make an awesome summer, down the shore car or just an extra fun weekend mobile. Interior leather has been well maintained. Sunroof and radio and cassette player and all windows work. Clean trunk and spare tire. Odometer stopped at 178 miles so probably 190k now. 2 former owners, garage kept most of its life in NJ. Would make a great restoration project, or converted race car project if that's your thing. Sweet ride, going to miss Watson dearly, but its time for someone else to give him a new lease on life. Have all the paper work for work done. Purchased in Hopewell, NJ -- did not require inspection there as it's considered a classic car. $1200 OBO. Cash only. Would need to be towed. Email for more photos.

[mike.bmw]

1989 BMW 325is E30 5 speed manual 183k miles, clean title Runs , drives , shifts with no issues Driver seat has a tear, body has some paint chips Car spends more time in the garage then driven , $6,400 or best offer cash only I will delete the ad when sold. Serious buyers only

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...4465636035956/