The Official 'Craigslist find' thread - awesome & awful (eBay, Kijiji, etc.)

[MJCRO]

Is he selling it, or taking it sailing?

Both!

I literally LOL'd.

[e30jake]

OFF ROAD CAR TRADE - $900 (PARKTON)

i have a off road car thing. its made buy bmw, its a 90s model. 535i
4 door sedan, it would be good to take through the mud or sand,
or if you have alot of property as a yard cart. this thang halls ass for a v6.
its fast, ive gotten it to bout 120 mph on the black top before i had to slow down
, and round 80mph on a trail. no out side or inside damage, or rust it starts and runs
good, little loud but runs good. just been working on the radiator and hoses
replaced radiator and 2 hoses just this afternoon.
its sitting with 5 huge circular fog lights on the roof.
and all doors removed. (it come with all four doors just not attached)
power sun roof, it has 16inch off road rims and wrangler tires.
lambo styled hood (like all bmws) it is a red neck luxury car .
i wanted to put a lift kit on it but down puting money into this thing lol.
all together i have 2400$ in it . bought it about 1 1/2 months ago.
you can get a title for this thang, i have one but not in my name yet. signed over and noterized
just havnt went to the dmv yet . ill trade this for ANY truck or running car with a ready to go title.
like a old work truck or something. or sale for 900$ it needs minor work like
back bumper cover any way theres NO check engine light are on.
it beeps door open ever once in a while when you get over a certian speed
because there i herd you can go under dash and cut the wire just not a major cercern to me
because my music is so loud i can even hear it lmao. oh btw it comes with
a after market sony explode cd player, heated seats, tanish leather interior,
its NOT PERFECT , i been playing with the cooling system latley , now it
should be perfect. but the cars like 20years old. problems are bound to happen.
the motor an tranny are great, theres no knocking or shifting issues.
have every body part EXECPET back bumper cover. ita automatic
NO PICS UNTIL TOMARROW NIGHT ..
IF NOT sold soon im gonna sand it down and prime it for paint.
or put more custom off road items on it. like a lift or build a roll cage.
SEND ME A EMAIL WITH A TRADE OR CASH OFFER.
WILL TAKE A GOOD GUN , OR A CRAPPY CAR OR TRUCK.
WITH A CLEAR TITLE. im mark , emial me asap.
heres a STOCK picture from GOOGLE
NOT MY CAR. READ FULL ADD

What the actual fuck

[matthugie]

This is awesome. http://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/3577632161.html








Dark blue color
1.8 liter 4cylinder
stick-shift(non-automatic)
1984 classic customized
18" inch chrome rims
has regular interior-stock
tires in great condition,everything runs and works well,ready to drive!
asking 5000.00 price can be negotiated-put alot of work,time,money,and effort into car.

*Trying to get rid of some of my vehicles,just time to down size.

[agent]

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/3696179426.html

jdm vw golf gti - $3000 (sevierville )


I have a 96 VW golf gti for trade it sale well worth only 90,000 miles on motor
The good :coilovers that can be lowered to 4 unchanged, new exhaust tip,hello Kitty wing, new 17 in axis rims with newer tires, new trans, adjustable coilovers, chalkboard hood that's already done nice if I say so myself ,stickers, new hatch, push ignition, new gauges, new gear shift, new plug wires, master core, and much more

Bad: smallest unnoticed knot in one tire, one dent in driverside front fender ,slight heat and AC needs flushed

Other then that great car its my daily we just have a baby so we need more room. Mainly looking to trade for other jdm,illest,hellaflush etc type cars just lmk what u got,money talks to though, really looking for a Honda.
My names Preston 865-three 15-six 345 quick and in a hurry kall or text

• Location: sevierville
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[Cletonius]

GLORY BOYZ

Hahaha

[IronFreak]

jdm,illest,hellaflush etc type car

My new thread title hahahaha!

[BobombETA]

24v swap donor:

http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/3661560776.html

[Massakista77]

https://post.craigslist.org/manage/3705771141

[RondoAcapriccio]

My new thread title hahahaha!

his chalkboard hood is already done nice, if I may say so myself.

[agent]

So much win.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/3697665905.html

I think this is pretty self-explanatory. 217.898.9262

[Nick_S]

^ Wow. Just wow.

[IronFreak]

I'm driving to St' Louis right now and buying the Tanry......

You have to admit, it'll get that car sold!

[rcsoundn1]

do not post cl links. At the very least, copy the ad text if you aren't willing to take a screenshot.

i hate to feel like i'm telling people what to do, but if it's actually cool/funny, it'd be nice to see it in more than a day.

screen shots our out!

[agent]

The Tanry

Flagged for removal. At least a handful of someones just don't get it.

[blksuperman2]

That Tanry is the best for sale Ad of all time....of all time!!