If you could tell the person who bought your car new one thing, what would it be?
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Hell, looking at some of the E30 prices on here, I'd probably offer it back to the original owner for what we bought it for in '87. -
thanks for not returning my call after our deal was done... no really i mean it.
i tried to do the right thing. but you failed, so i just kept the two $500 home depot gift cards i found wedged in the sad romance novel you left under the seat.
oh - and could you please drop 100lbs before picking up the car in 1990 so my driver seat wont be in tatters in 2012? i'd really appreciate it.
guess that was two things.Leave a comment:
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my mtech:
i would say thank you for buying an mtech2 cabrio with a manual trans. white interior looks like shit. i would tell the next owner after him thank you for changing it to black.
my ix:
i would say thank you for choosing lachilber but cardinal would have been better than dove grey inside. thank you for buying this car and driving it in the south all of its life. good job getting the manual too.
my other cabrio: thank you for buying the hard top and only driving the thing 98,000 miles while keeping it stored in the garage when not being used. thank you for ignoring the timing belt fucking up the engine, so i could buy your car for nothing and install an s52 swap. (sucker!)Leave a comment:
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If you must buy a base model car, get one that actually comes with at least one listed option. I mean really, not even shipping protection, I am appalled.Leave a comment:
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Those goofball dildo stickers wont get you respect, my harley quinn sticker will.
The sunroof does open all the way, not just up. Just because the motormounts are collapsed doesnt mean your car needs a new engine. I would have told you but then i wouldnt have gotten her for so cheap. Id also like to thank your father for having a pro respray the car.Leave a comment:
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One day I will completely chop the shit out of your BMW and make a street legal race car out of it.Leave a comment:
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Thanks for driving it through the boston winters, asshole. Good choice on the slicktop though.Leave a comment:
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stop!
Do not let johnny purchase it.
Do not let him rattle can black over the gorgeous orange.
Put those damn recaro's you had in the actual car, i let them slip away :/Leave a comment:
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