You know you're a R3V member when....

[FredK]

um.....yeah....says dec 2013 is your registration date and today is the first of dec. maybe you don't have the right to post in this thread.....could have been sorta funny i guess if you had been here for a couple years....

Nah, shitty_pants was banned from r3v before.

[ButtJuice]

when you tell your GF "no im not coming over, im on r3v"

if it werent for r3v i would probably never even be interested in cars, i actually dont care about cars, i only care about e30s.

100% spot on.

[flyboyx]

You know you're a R3ver

When you see other people driving E30s and smash into them and start jacking off their windows while singing Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls

Or buy a fuckton of E30 Hotwheels to stick up your ass.

um.....yeah....says dec 2013 is your registration date and today is the first of dec. maybe you don't have the right to post in this thread.....could have been sorta funny i guess if you had been here for a couple years....

i really enjoy a hotwheels e30 up my butthole, though. i usually shove about 10 or 15 up there and shoot them out at people when i need to rip a nice fart. sometimes i eat them later when i'm hungry for a snack.

[Lof8]

You know you're a R3ver

When you see other people driving E30s and smash into them and start jacking off their windows while singing Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls

Or buy a fuckton of E30 Hotwheels to stick up your ass.

LOL. 2 posts and this gem is one of them? Spectacular!

[Andy.B]

You know you're a R3ver

When you see other people driving E30s and smash into them and start jacking off their windows while singing Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls

Wut? I am totally lost with this one...

[Shitty_pants]

You know you're a R3ver

When you see other people driving E30s and smash into them and start jacking off their windows while singing Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls

Or buy a fuckton of E30 Hotwheels to stick up your ass.

[flyboyx]

...you know what pocking is, as well as the implement most commonly used to do it.

1. you know that every good m3 barn find story begins with a bakery.

2. you are used to seeing every day and pretty much immune to any thread that has to do with jacking off, butts, dicks, or shitting.

[TheTacoMan]

See someone has "r3ved" their e30 and call dibs on a certain part.

[agent]

...you know what pocking is, as well as the implement most commonly used to do it.

[rcsoundn1]

When you see an e30 in your area and take a good look at it to see if you know it from pictures that were posted here

[dougie30]

When yea see some one or hear some one say "trina" and giggle a bit on the In side

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[Joe G]

Joe, `bout time to get another E30 now, dontchathink??

I have a job lined up for after graduation (barring any unforeseen circumstances). Once I get a couple of paychecks, then the hunt will be on for something very very awesome.

[kingston]

You haven't had an E30 in months but still browse the forum every day.

Joe, `bout time to get another E30 now, dontchathink??

[lambo]

...you've been virutally buttmolested by Blunt's lurking pylon, only to wake up achy with motor oil all over your back and a Wunderbaum Vanilla reek in the air.

just a typical tuesday

[Holland]

When you have more posts in OT and can't diagnose a dead battery.