Diving board 1 - Deer 0

[BimmerBall]

hows the deer?

no idea. hope i killed the son of a bitch. i hope i broke the cocksuckers legs and he's laying in the ditch starving to death. what the world needs is a little more Darwinism at work. including humans. :p

[redhatpat]

There's one rule about deer at the side of the road. They always run across in front of you. Always. If you slow down for them, they'll just wait for you to get close. Cunning fuckers.

[MikeE30325i]

omfg lmao!!!!

i run into mike with my diving boards all the time

i wish i had my front bumper so i could push you around a bit. lol

[MikeE30325i]

Your diving boards didn't.

Actually if you look at the bumper i got with the car, the VIN on the bumper matches my cars VIN, and the bumper is in perfect shape, despite the damage inflicted onto the car. so the bumper did win, but the mounting hardware didnt.

[E30Driv3R]

I hit a deer at 80mph in mine when i had a driving board on the front of car. Broke the trim on the bumper and turn signal lense + left fog light and put a crease in my front fender. I've been lucky, i've only hit 4 deer so far since i been driving.

congrats on that lol

[Mr Deagle]

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Your diving boards didn't.

omfg lmao!!!!

i run into mike with my diving boards all the time

[BDSax]

i drove my friend Jeep from Flagstaff to the Grand Canyon a couple days ago going to see the sunrise, damn moose almost came out in front of me and that would have sucked. i dont know how you guys even drive at night! Florida only has turtles, rabbits, and coons coming on the roads

[PУCCKAЯ_e30ka]

Your diving boards didn't.

LOL :rofl:

[CarsSuck]

My old baseball coach bow hunted deer in FFX. Mostly vienna though.

When I volunteered at a food bank, they would get shit tons of deer meat from a slaughterhouse in springfield that hunters would take their game to.

[M42Technik]

When I was a teenager I hit a deer and I thought I was going to get into trouble with the cops because they were right behind me when it happened. And all the cop said was, "Do you want this deer?" and I was so petrified that I cannot even remember what I said. So they picked it up, put it in the trunk and drove away.

Damn dude. Where was this? Noticed you live in D.C. Was it on Beach drive or something?

Oh and where are pictures of your car?

[325Projectz]

Ahhhh that sucks.

The flare in my m3 fender once stopped a deer. My friends and I now refer to it as the deer with red teeth.

LOL diving boards always win. always.

Your diving boards didn't.

[E30 Reaktionär]

I hit a deer at 80mph in mine when i had a driving board on the front of car. Broke the trim on the bumper and turn signal lense + left fog light and put a crease in my front fender. I've been lucky, i've only hit 4 deer so far since i been driving.

[Jscotty]

Thats the funny thing about deer.. they seem to wait right until you get up on them to run out on the road. Its something about the sound of the car that alerts them or startles them into running at that exact moment.

But then again I wonder why they sometimes just stand there on the road looking at my car as I approach- hence the term "Deer in the headlights". They will run from a guy with a gun dressed in camaflogue but they will stand on asphalt and wait for the car to come.

When I was a teenager I hit a deer and I thought I was going to get into trouble with the cops because they were right behind me when it happened. And all the cop said was, "Do you want this deer?" and I was so petrified that I cannot even remember what I said. So they picked it up, put it in the trunk and drove away.

[SchnellerVert]

Deer meat for someone. The things have hardly any predators now so they are everywhere. Almost hit one last evening on FFX parkway.

[JPL]

hows the deer?