I have officially ran from the cops in an E30 M3

[Pac1373]

AND

4/14/08 11:43 a.m. A woman peered into a recycling bin on Tamarack Lane.

Yea, that was one of my other faves... along with the guy who had the balls to make a phone call whilst wearing a hoodie...
= pure crime spree!
I think he should have been shot on the spot!

[george graves]

4/7/08 10:45 p.m. A local warrant was served on Derrek Otto Watson, 23, while he resides at the Multnomah County Jail.

[Funkmasta]

This actually happened.

I know the car, and I know snoopy.

[2Big4a3Series]

Ok.. We have proof. I'm won't say that this story is false but IMO something is still wrong here. Why is it that the newbie with proof joins R3V and makes his first and only post on the same day with a link to the newspaper? Obviously the cops pulled over someone named "Derrick" but I am not so sure that Snoopy was part of this incident.

Not that I think someone would want to brag about being arrested but this seems awfully suspicious.

[808AWD325xi]

Looks like some charges got dismissed....

http://web3.co.clackamas.or.us/sheriff/roster/inmate.asp?in=2008013186

[Snoopy]

4/20/08 3:42 p.m. A dementia patient was lost, then found again in the Overlook Drive area.


I find this happening quite a bit around here

[FLUTE007]

Did anyone else read the rest of the blotter?
How could you live in an area with such brutal crime????

them dammed EVIL dog walkers not picking up doo-doo!
what is the world comming to?

AND

4/14/08 11:43 a.m. A woman peered into a recycling bin on Tamarack Lane.

[uofom3]

again, as far as measuring you e-peen, I could give a shit less. You're obviously full of shit or you'd post your booking info... but as expected you completely disregard my post. I know what happens when you get pulled over deep in the triple digits, and I know what happens when you run from the cops. You're a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, no one believes you, if you are lucky maybe 1 person on here will find something in this thread quotable enough for your piece of shit story to live on for a week, but even then it will only be "hey, remember that waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles who was full of crap and thought he was hardkorz?" You aren't a badass, your friend isn't a bad ass, he isn't in "jail" for 3 to 5, and you weren't in a car being chased by the cops.

Most realistic situation is as follows:
You took a ride from your brother's friend home from a party. Of course you were both drunk and between the roofie he slipped you and the tears welled up in your eyes from choking on his cock, you were unable to tell that his E30 M3, was little more than a rebadged M40 with a cracked manifold so it sounded totally beast, with hammered out fenders and a midnightclub3 sticker on the trunk lid.

You were both totally wasted, he crashed, the cops were called by horrified bystanders who noticed the jelly dong in your ass. You spent a night in the drunk tank while your girlfriend went on to get prosecuted for drunk driving.

Now I can tell by the look coming across your face, it's all coming back isn't it?

The cops don't generally arrest passengers in standard evading cases, unless you like totally like fucking pulled out your gat and started bussin fuckin caps at the po-po's yellin "CLACK CLACK CLACKITTY CLAK CLAK BITCHESSS." Yeah... that's how it coulda went down... yeah. Bes belee dat son.

GTFO the internet, or at least stay off youtube until your nuts drop.

EPIC

[Pac1373]

http://www.lakeoswegoreview.com/news...99424657974200

You know, as lame as it is that this is true (& as lame as it is that someone thought it would be cool to post this story in the first place), it kind of feels good to be able to put the link to the police blotter here just to prove everyone who thought this story was fabricated wrong.

Poor Derrek.

Did anyone else read the rest of the blotter?
How could you live in an area with such brutal crime????

them dammed EVIL dog walkers not picking up doo-doo!
what is the world comming to?

[Snoopy]

at the bottom of the page it congratulates him for making police blotter two weeks in a row haha. he definitely is a dumbshit, and I wouldnt be friends with him if he wasnt my best friends brother. I would also like to add that it all lasted about 2 minutes... he really didnt deserve such a mint M3 the way he drives

[Car Addict]

HOLY bucket of shit cream i guess we were all wrong, even me. Yet your friend is still a retard, you are as well for being friends with him that is all.

[bergie_318is]

i run from the police all the time, and when they catch me, i say im sorry and we all go to fairland and drink VB's until the FBI shows up and ruins the party

:roll:

why bother running from the police, nothing good can come from it

[george graves]

And I stand corrected - I will eat my humble pie and say I'm sorry for saying you were full of crap. I was wrong.

For those that don't want to click the link.

4/17/08 11:29 a.m. Derrek Otto Watson, 23, was arrested on suspicion of attempting to elude police during a chase, reckless driving and reckless endangering.

[blt1990]

http://www.lakeoswegoreview.com/news/story.php?story_id=120899424657974200

You know, as lame as it is that this is true (& as lame as it is that someone thought it would be cool to post this story in the first place), it kind of feels good to be able to put the link to the police blotter here just to prove everyone who thought this story was fabricated wrong.

Poor Derrek.

[Snoopy]

alright well when the police blogger comes out on thursday Ill get you the link, and I was detained not arrested, maybe you should read what I wrote.