To poop or not to poop...

[RickSloan]

so i just got off work valeting at a tavern, the girl im seeing works inside and isnt out yet and might not be for a bit.

So im sitting in my 5er waiting and suddenly i gotta shit, its not urgent but might be later. We are going to her place after she gets off... We have only been hanging out a week or so.

Ot what would you do?

[xwill112x]

go take a shit somewhere, shitting at the bitch's place is a big NO.

[wodcutr]

I think if you need advice for when to take a dump then you have no business driving a BMW because you are an idiot!

[Desaevious]

Go anywhere but hers.

[Alkasquawlik]

Go somewhere and shit now?
It's common sense.

[SamE30e]

go take a shit somewhere, shitting at the bitch's place is a big NO.

QFT, especially if you're not in the poop zone yet. If you wanna see her again, go buy some baby wipes and shit in an alley.

[RobE30]

Go dump in the woods man. Or find a ricer....and give them some splash graphics :up: Seriously man, you shouldn't have to ask this kind of a question.... sharting on a girl is quite uncool

[RickSloan]

I asked for the lulz cause im bored in the car. I am 40 min from home and she is coming out in a few. I think i can make it and if i can't ill think of an emergency and run to wawa!

[PaladinReed]

lol OP, while other men may not be able to relate to this situation, know that I am and I convey my deepest sympathies for nature to put you in such jam.

But definately, find a shitter, come back a little late to the car saying you had to fend off a robber from an old lady. There is always a way out brother, do not push the envelope and end up with the terrible alternative.

[Syncro325is]

Remember that story about the girl that stuck her finger in the dudes butt? I believe I read about that here. I'm off to find a link.

[Syncro325is]

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=127059&highlight=finger+butt

o Im good.

[Vedubin01]

go buy some wet wipes since you dont have time to take a shower.

[RobE30]

go buy some wet wipes since you dont have time to take a shower.

Nah, just use your hand ;)

[atomic]

[mrsleeve]

Just go into the tavern and take a shit, or go hit the wawa now and shit.


Why is taking a dump at the G/F's a big no no?????????????

forgive me, been in a relationship for a long long time, Its a natural function of the human body.


Let all you guys in on a little thing, even Chicks poop too. Yeah they really do