Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[Nonspec325]

I just sent "can I tap that?" to my GF... she is going to kill me...

I kinda want to send this to my Ex GF too. I don't know why:tsk:

[Radimir Shittskova]

ich bin sluts

[gazellebeigem3]

haha this thread produced hillarious results on my local forum. It got taken to bars, as mentioned above, and worked!

in summary, all women are whores

[Alkasquawlik]

The best part is... I think that was quoted nearly word for word from one of blunt's posts.

I didn't quote it, but I think I did see it awhile ago from Blunt, and it's been stuck in my head ever since. The things r3v does to me.

[DEV0 E30]

me: can i tap that?
her: i was going to tap that
me: clever response there cutie, word must travel fast
her: no i'm going to come over and tap your keg and rape you
me: this can't possibly be real, and how can you rape me, you don't have the tools
her: i'm almost there
me: i'm only putting up with a few years of this abuse, you know that right?
her: years? it's ok, i'm already addicted to coke it wont be a stretch for me to go insane and kill you
me: ...

[FredK]

You're doing it wrong !!!!
Just got waaay too gay in here.

The best part is... I think that was quoted nearly word for word from one of blunt's posts.

[bataangpinoy]

Tried it with the girlfriend for fun.

me: can i tap that?
her: tap what??
me: you know.. tap that.
her: im not following you.
me: im referring to the urban slang for "can i have sex".
her: of course you can have sex. i think your body is capable. with who?
me: it was supposed to be directed towards you.
her: haha thats very attractive "tap that". makes me feel really about myself as ur gf. haha no you may not. try asking me in a different way.
me: let me stick my dick in you on my lunch break.

no response after that...

you shoulda asked if you can caress that body. generally works 6/10 times, best when served hot.

[John Rocker]

Me: Can I tap that?
Other R3v member I txted: Only if you give me a reach around.

[bataangpinoy]

me: can i tap that?
her: sure but one condition
me: what?
her: make sure to put it in my ass.
me:
her: whats wrong
me:
her: seriously? are you ok?
me: i jizzed my pants to that thought....
her: heres another thought http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-co..._in_shower.jpg
me: i hate you
her: mwah <3
me: :'( </3. bitch.
her: =P thats what you get for being a perv.

[alane]

Tried it with the girlfriend for fun.

me: can i tap that?
her: tap what??
me: you know.. tap that.
her: im not following you.
me: im referring to the urban slang for "can i have sex".
her: of course you can have sex. i think your body is capable. with who?
me: it was supposed to be directed towards you.
her: haha thats very attractive "tap that". makes me feel really about myself as ur gf. haha no you may not. try asking me in a different way.
me: let me stick my dick in you on my lunch break.

no response after that...

[jflip2002]

Its not as funny when you guys lie.

[e30-RTN]

me- Can i tap that
Her- yes


/thread

[John Rocker]

Me: Can I tap that?
Random chick: Wt the 3 kegs ill be dominating this weekend, be my guest.
Me: yay thanks!
Random chick: anytime :) I cant wait to get back

Me: Can I tap that?
Other random chick: Whattt?
Me: You heard me.
Other random chick: Sure.
Me: yay thanks!

[Teaguer]

this is one of my best guy friends:


me: can i tap that?
him: tap what?
me: you know, tap that?
him: ok
me: i wanna butta yo bread baby, i wanna take your ass cheeks and spread them like the grand canyon, then take my greased pole and slide it softly up and down your crack while swiftly darting it in and out of your brownhole until i leave an exxon valdez sized load in your balloon knot
him: that is so fucking gross. i am so hungover right now and ive already thrown up twice today and i want to throw up again after reading that

You're doing it wrong !!!!
Just got waaay too gay in here.

[jflip2002]

wtf is with girls having me jerk off.

Tell em thats how the fuckfest is usually finished off....