Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[Alkasquawlik]

This is my best girl friend.

me: can i tap that?
her: no, business is closed.
me: why?
her: how bored are you?
me: not bored, just incredibly horny.
her: ahh gross. go jerk off or something.

wtf is with girls having me jerk off.

another one of my good girl friends

me: can i tap that?
her: no you cannot tap that
me: why not
her: cuz you just cant do that
me: why
her: cuz you have to work for it
me: how
her: you can figure it out
me: im gonna smash into you harder than dale earnhardt into that wall at daytona
her: that's disgusting
me: why
her: because you can't talk to a girl like that
me: ya i can
her: no not at all
me: shut up bitch, go back to your kitchen
her: i dont know why im friends with you lol


this is one of my best guy friends:


me: can i tap that?
him: tap what?
me: you know, tap that?
him: ok
me: i wanna butta yo bread baby, i wanna take your ass cheeks and spread them like the grand canyon, then take my greased pole and slide it softly up and down your crack while swiftly darting it in and out of your brownhole until i leave an exxon valdez sized load in your balloon knot
him: that is so fucking gross. i am so hungover right now and ive already thrown up twice today and i want to throw up again after reading that


:rofl:

[jflip2002]

I used to have a buddy who would do similar shit to that. Wed go out to a club or bar, and hed buy a girl a drink. As shes taking her first sip, he asks "If you drink this, am I gonna get some tonight". Id say 2 out of 3 times it failed, but I never saw him go home empty handed. He has also had the clap and crabs a few times, so take that as you will.

None the less, funny posts on there, though half are probably lies, since those guys arent exactly the studliest.

[Teaguer]

This guy is pathetic :


Depends on what day day of the week and certainly what time of day it is but surely I could at least get a few willing participants to reply accordingly. :roll:

[OOMPH!]

the girlfriend

me: can i tap that?
her: what are you talking about
me: you know, can i tap that?
her: why did this randomly come up?
me: i have no idea
her: go jack off


i'll send it to some of my friends that are girls and post up

"her: go jack off" she's funny!

[Alkasquawlik]

the girlfriend

me: can i tap that?
her: what are you talking about
me: you know, can i tap that?
her: why did this randomly come up?
me: i have no idea
her: go jack off


i'll send it to some of my friends that are girls and post up

[OOMPH!]

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=694626

Stolen from E46 forums, hella funny lolz....I'm at work right now and haven't tried it yet.

Post up your responses if you do it.