Coons in my engine bay

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  • gazellebeigem3
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    john, i suggest you start trapping them and getting into the fur trade. perhaps that would be more productive than insulting canadians all day.

    wait i just read that, strike that last sentence. carry on, but i want a coon skin cap

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  • SamE30e
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    A+ Would read again.

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  • Massive Lee
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    Anybody remembers the movie "Deliverance"?

    NSW

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  • BillBrasky
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    Originally posted by Massive Lee

    I thought that Obama's dad was black and his mom was white? It must be the other way around.

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  • Massive Lee
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    Originally posted by John Rocker
    go drive your car off niagra falls.
    You meant Niagara Falls, right?

    Tell us more coon stories. Especially kinky ones.

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  • John Rocker
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    Originally posted by Massive Lee
    Yup. Also works with squirrels or kittens.

    So, John. From which window did you see the raccoon at first?


    I actually did not see it. Your mom, however, caught a glimse through the kitchen window when making my favorite maple syrup and drinking a labatt.

    go drive your car off niagra falls.

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  • Massive Lee
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    Originally posted by quickervicar
    coon-tine?
    Yup. Also works with squirrels or kittens.

    So, John. From which window did you see the raccoon at first?

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  • Radimir Shittskova
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    ones time we made a good soup out ofs the larger rats here in russia, good soup

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  • Optimator
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    Originally posted by blunt
    fuck off you ballslapper. your cleverly placed booby avatar wont hide your hunger for the rod.
    Originally posted by emoshun
    You see right through my facade, hunger it was when I first joined r3v, now it's blossomed to a full blown blunt lust.
    Odd. Why would you hunger for withered loins that haven't stirred since the Berlin Wall fell? It would be like eating a mouthful of rice noodles.

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  • franco90
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    Everybody loves BLUNT
    Blunt this guys never learn do they.....

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  • emoshun
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    You see right through my facade, hunger it was when I first joined r3v, now it's blossomed to a full blown blunt lust.

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  • blunttech
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    Originally posted by emoshun
    This sounds like courtship, so innocent and sweet the two of them...
    fuck off you ballslapper. your cleverly placed booby avatar wont hide your hunger for the rod.

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  • John Rocker
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    Originally posted by unicorn
    Sounds like a Jerry Springer show.

    your asshole looks like the jerry springer show, crammed full of black men and confusion.

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  • Optimator
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    Originally posted by quickervicar
    coon-tine?
    That was very witty.





    ASL?

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  • quickervicar
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    Originally posted by Optimator
    I believe fresh cheese curds and gravy served over coon is a local delicacy where Massive Lee is located.
    coon-tine?

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