The Official Wild/Odd Dream Last Night Thread

[chadthestampede]

I had a dream last night that I was in high school, waiting for the bus, but the busdriver was driving a Ferrari F430, and somehow we were at the highest elevation on earth so the ferrari kept floating. Anyway, the bus driver kept slowing down as if to let me on, but then would speed up and float away. I followed it for like a mile, but then realized I would have to drive to school.

When I got to school it was like a giant bazaar, but with all shitty stuff. It kind of reminded me of a picked over thrift store. Somehow I got stuck in the bathroom, which was huge, and I found a giant trunk with speakers and a recording of Steve Martin doing a comedy routine that kept playing. I woke up when I discovered that someone had placed molds of ski wax with 'Heinz' written on them all over the bathroom.

[daniel]

strong armed

hahahahahhaha

[whiltebeitel]

I had a dream last night about being in a city, kinda like Rome in the summer. The sky was blue and the buildings were all a light golden brown marble. The area I was in had various big churches for a ton of different religions, like an outlet mall of faith and entertainment. Each one was trying to get more followers, competing with each other. I envisioned I was going to go find some cool stuff there to show the people of R3V (which was an actual group of friends in the dream). I passed a Catholic church and found a place around the corner filled with chicks. "This is the place, all right!" I thought. There were a few snakes around, and the place looked more and more like a dark club with hot goth-like girls the father I came in, as opposed to bright square I came from.

Somehow, I could get control of this group if I showed I had the courage, a test of my strength. All I had to do was go into the arena in the temple and pick up the venomous snakes, then calmly kiss them. Then the women would follow me.

The area was a dark version of my condo, from the stairs to the ground level. It was dark as night, I only had the benefit of a very weak glow, like moonlight through drapes, to see. At first, it was dead silent, and I couldn't see a snake at all. I creeped down the stairs, confident I could snag one. As I rounded the corner, only a few more stairs to go, I spotted one small diamondback on the floor, then a few asps appeared. One lunged at the cat on the floor, causing it to hiss and leap 10 feet onto a ledge. The snakes weren't coiled up, but actually more of a groundhog-shaped reptile, about 6 inches wide and 10 inches long, with a big, wide head. I realized I couldn't control them, and they started hopping and jumping up the stairs towards me, hissing and snapping. I got frightened, tripped backwards, and was kicking at them, knocking them back down the stairs.

Then I woke up, kicking the shit out out the end post of the bed.

[Trucidatio]

Last night at a little before 4 am, I had a dream that I was running towards my house. Turned the corner to head down an alley. As I came around the corner there were a ton of spiders webs, i started to run through them but I quickly came to a gate that blocked the alley.So I turned around and started running back, the spiderwebs were alot thicker now, and there were also large spiders all over the place now. (about the size of a fist). I started killing as many spiders as I could on my way out. I ended up getting stuck in the webs, and the spiders were coming towards me, then I woke up sweaty and scared.


I freaking hate spiders.

[Beastolizer]

relax dude. It's not a dream about getting chopped up.. and it's a pretty damn odd dream to have (twice) if you ask me.

I'm as chill as a cucumber :D

Just thought he could start a nightmare thread.

[Ral]

go start a nightmare thread.

relax dude. It's not a dream about getting chopped up.. and it's a pretty damn odd dream to have (twice) if you ask me.

[Beastolizer]

Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.

go start a nightmare thread.

[Ral]

Last few dreams I've remembered were having to eject from an airplane. Both times it was sunny out, and once I think I had to eject through a canopy at an airshow. I remember pulling the handle, then waiting and nothing happened, then having to tell myself not to move because the front seat takes a half-second longer to eject than the rear. Then the seat fired, and I could feel the force of the ejection on the tops of my eyeballs, quite literally. I think I had broken bones, and kinda flopped down onto the ground. (Both times I've dreamt about it, it's been either at very low altitude and airspeed or on the ground.)

Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.

[stegosaurus]

I have never dreamed of THIS MAN.

Neither have I.

A few months ago (I made sure to write this shit down so I wouldn't forget it) I had a dream where I was riding a tricycle (or something with wheels and pedals) down this hallway and suddenly all the doors opened, and grapefruits came rolling out into the middle of the hallway. At first I slalomed the grapefruits and then I got bored. The bike disappeared but I was still in the hallway, so I masturbated with two of the grapefruits (like tittyfucking).

I woke up and almost pissed myself because I had some water before bed. I walked down the hall to the bathroom with an erection, and I think there were people in the hall. I made it to the stall and strong armed it in the bowl.

I must've dozed off a little while I was peeing, because I had the most vivid feeling that I was using my dick to pump gas into my car.

I pissed all over the place, t'was great.

[Farbin Kaiber]

I have never dreamed of THIS MAN.

[chadthestampede]

I didn't read the link, but from what I've read in the past loose/falling out teeth is a health related message from your sub conscious. Stop doing what you are doing, or start doing what you arn't.

Yeah I read up on it a little bit and it looks like the general consensus is that it's fear of death or getting old.


Since this thread is about dreams, I figured I'd share this link I saw not long ago on some site:

Ever dream this man?

http://www.thisman.org/

(Frankly I think it's bs, but interesting)

[Farbin Kaiber]

I didn't read the link, but from what I've read in the past loose/falling out teeth is a health related message from your sub conscious. Stop doing what you are doing, or start doing what you arn't.

[Raxe]

Last night I had a dream that I was at my neighbors house and my teeth kept falling out, then I would try to putting them back in, because I had to talk to people at a party they were having, but to no avail.

I've had this dream too. Not cool.

[FredK]

^ Farbin will have whatever you're having.

[e30frosh]

Early last week I had this dream of a talking banana. Kind of like those foam puppets on Sesame Street. It would tell me stories and tales of great happenings, past revelations, and things to come. I began sharing the banana's message with friends and family, and soon it's popularity found it's way to the media. We were scheduled for Maury, Oprah, yadayadayada. The banana became this religious phenomenon. I, being the only person the banana would communicate with, became a prophet. It's message grew, and the questions were endless. One day, the banana was asked for the answer to a question that would save billions of people from certain death. It didn't answer. It just lay silent in my sock drawer. The people grew anxious and word began to spread that I was a sham. Death threats arrived. People wanted to know. I grabbed the banana and tried to peel back the skin to force it into talking. I shook, and shook, and yelled, and pleaded. Nothing worked. I awoke from this dream naked in the kitchen with my dick in one hand and a potato peeler in the other. Seconds from disaster.