How many times you get laid monthly?

[Jonny Cash]

so it goes back to normal after the baby?

thank god.

Well, that all depends how well she bounces back, no pun intended. Whats her mom look like?

[Eric]

so it goes back to normal after the baby?

thank god.

definitely. her parts go back as well



me = Zero. My wife is in Iraqistan

[alpinee30m50]

probably 25 or so....sometimes more sometimes less but usually around there. Been together a little over a year

[chadthestampede]

8-12. Going on 2 years for me.

Pretty much anyone who says over 30 consistently I call BS.

Changing the inserts on your fleshlight doesn't count, even if you do switch from the pink lady to stealth because the super tight butt hole is in the dishwasher.

What about YOU Lee?

[alexw]

I picked 30. More than likey 25-28 times a month.

Before the baby it was more like 38+

so it goes back to normal after the baby?

thank god.

[416stroker]

I picked 30. More than likey 25-28 times a month.

Before the baby it was more like 38+

[Stephen]

i think i put 8-12. Somethin like that.

[Ray Smoodiver]

A ridiculous amount. Single, with a fleet of girls.

[mrsleeve]

well when I am away working ZERO

but when at home its at least 6 times a week, some times more. The 2 weeks I had off for xmas and was kinda home, I lost count at 28


Oh an we have been together 10 years next month

[Optimator]

and I just found out this 390lb jem had sex with 15 guys last week haha

Good Lard! She must have around a buck on you.

Does "busting" three times in twenty minutes count as getting laid three times?

If so I'd like to change my answer to zero. As 3x0 = zero. I will now seek solace in food like Bimmerista.

[Matt-B]

There comes a time when a man must lower its standards... Problem is you cannot change sidewalks when you come across an ex...

I dont think ill lower them yet...haha:o Its rather hilarious

and I just found out this 390lb jem had sex with 15 guys last week haha...its weird out in the rural areas of WA bigger girls sleep with anyone and everything ( yes do the math there ) cause Im certain they are desperate....Just the other day Im listening to the radio (94.7) to a show called love line where they talk about sex, women, relat, etc...This guy calls in and asks if he lost his V card cause he knighted a goat....all I could think about was that guy that died near holmes being screwed by a horse :( then i thought of e30slut haha

But ya, Im working and focusing on paying bills etc so If something something comes my way ill take a gander...

keep you posted Lee...

[LBJefferies]

So this is what I have to look forward to in marriage?

Remember gentlemen, sex with your hand does not count.

[pureaudio]

Married for almost 5 years, 16 month old son and wife works at 5am all week = weekend warrior in the sack for me. We keep a consistent twice a week. Not to say I wouldn't go for the 30 mark if I could but 8 keeps me definitely satisfied.

[DatUtahGuy]

I'm a virgin, sex scares me.

[TexasTerp]

I know Ill regret it, but Im in the same boat haha...

i spend to much time worrying about other things and my car etc...

I feel your pain, I'm only at about 8 times, where my housemate is on his game and well over the 20+ mark. I've just been working way too much lately and only go to the bar twice a week. Although I've been hooking up with one girl and just started dating another so things look like they'll be picking up for me!!