Nothing like writing a good essay.

[daniel]

suprised no one has posted up that gif yet..

which one, this one?

[xwill112x]

suprised no one has posted up that gif yet..

[5spoke]

Finished college in may. Glad the work is over but miss the social life.

I would rather shove a pickle jar up my ass and have it shatter into a million pieces slicing open my colon. I graduated in June and I am so glad I never have to write another bullshit essay again.

Don't joke, this happened to me once.

[freeride53]

Much Like the SAT's. I pissed on that essay with fake quotes that Thoreau or Whitman never said. Stupid shit earned me an eleven out of twelve.

However, right now I'm laying the finishing touches on an analytical essay covering Chris Matthews' Hardball.

[Wh33lhop]

The best essays are the ones you completely BS in a few hours and get awesome grades on. One of my friends wrote one for some music class where he interviewed Casey Ryback--Steven Seagal's character from Under Siege--and only used quotes from the movie (i.e. "I'm just a cook") in his essay. Either the grader hadn't seen it or just didn't give a shit, because he aced it.

[freeride53]

I would rather shove a pickle jar up my ass and have it shatter into a million pieces slicing open my colon.

Quite the descriptive one, I suggest writing a psychopathic-thriller novel.

[LBJefferies]

I would rather shove a pickle jar up my ass and have it shatter into a million pieces slicing open my colon. I graduated in June and I am so glad I never have to write another bullshit essay again.

[freeride53]

2:1 odds.

[Danny]

2:1 odds.

[freeride53]

Learn how to multiquote. I'm tired of merging your posts.

What le fuck. I did that, while you merged me. What are the odds.

[Danny]

Learn how to multiquote. I'm tired of merging your posts.

[freeride53]

I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with you here.

I can think of a lot of things better than writing a good essay. For instance, being branded with a hot iron in the shape of an FK by Farbin Kaiber himself.

who writes essays at this time of year

who writes essays at this time of year

Millions of College-Applicants, Like me! :)

[Danny]

I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with you here.

I can think of a lot of things better than writing a good essay. For instance, being branded with a hot iron in the shape of an FK by Farbin Kaiber himself.

[jasonsnoddy]

who writes essays at this time of year

[freeride53]

Oooh wee. Can you agree?