Offshore Bank Accounts

[NKRoberts]

offshore account not right for you.

You need to deal in cash. Get paid in cash, pay in cash/money orders.

I think this is your best option. Offshore account would be pointless.

[ZM Blue Devil]

offshore account not right for you.

You need to deal in cash. Get paid in cash, pay in cash/money orders.

[Roysneon]

Vlad can likely give you some tips. :D

[J0nnyr0ck3t]

This thread has me ROTFLMAO.

Bringing this topic to a conclusion invest your money into a CD or try ETF's there you'll gain rather than loose (in some cases) but requires you do some hw.

Also, remove the idea of an offshore account out of your head. You're not a drug dealer.

[pawi30]

I don't really care about audits, I don't own a business, I don't do drugs.

Recently CapitalOne drained my bank account. Yea, I owed them money from 5 years ago. They were sending the letters to the wrong house. Yea, I know its my responsibility to take care of my debts.

But, with a 5 month old at home, and ZERO dollars in my bank acount, and 15 days til I get paid again, I just got to thinking, "How can I avoid this in the future?"

Yea, I know, "PAY YOUR FUCKING DEBT!"
Yea, I'm working on it.

Yea.








Yea.

[TheEtaUnderdog]

What benefit do you think that you will derive from an offshore account? You still have to report it to the IRS (and will probably face significantly increased audit risk).

bingo

[Atreus]

And..... you can't just have ONE offshore account, kinda defeats its purpose.

welcome to trying to hide your money from big brother.

[nrubenstein]

What benefit do you think that you will derive from an offshore account? You still have to report it to the IRS (and will probably face significantly increased audit risk).

[pawi30]

No Blunt, I would be ok if thats where it was going.

[blunttech]

I just dont want blunt to take my money anymore. FUCK!

[Atreus]

work in a soup kitchen and stuff the earnings in your mattress.

or become a cab driver.

or move out of the country.

lol

OR

assume another identity.... a new SS number = NEW LINE OF CREDIT OMGGGG I CAN HAZ IPHONE 9 AND A NEU HAUS! AND A COOL E30

[pawi30]

I just dont want credit card company's to take my money anymore. FUCK!

[Atreus]

yes pawi there are opening fees. and balance minimums. and... and... and... and...

automatic submachine guns, a harem of hos, and a couple of speedboats, law enforcement officials, lol.

what exactly are you trying to do here....

[CorvallisBMW]

be patient. R3v has lots of ballers needing offshore accounts. They will be along shortly

It's true!

[pawi30]

There are opening fees? This is the kind of info I need.

a- Laugh at the idea of even having an e30 in the driveway

I am not wealthy in any way. If I was rich, i would buy all the parts for an e30 at the dealership, and build one myself. :up:


EDIT: I mean from BLUNT.