stolen.

[bikerbill2021]

Oh and keep calling, just make sure its when they sleep. IE.............. If they have jobs and work during the day. Call at about 3am every night, if they are deadbeats and sleep all day call about 9-11am. Use friends phones, spend the 15 bucks a few times on the prepaid ones from wallmart. (call the land line too)

if they fail to relinquish your shit or compensate you for them............

Harrass and make their lives a general living hell. Order them a thin crust Pizza with only hot sauce for a topping. Then pull out the big guns and place a Clist add giving away puppies and kittens with their address and phone numbers include your sisters phone if she is going to keep defending the thieving bastard, I have no use for a thief. Some of these Ideas have done wonders for other members of this site and I cant take credit for the original idea but I just remember them. Just make sure that it contains a phrase something like this

"Just had a litter of puppies. Free. Come get them before I throw them off a bridge" and make sure to specify to call when you know they are sleeping.


You will get your shit back or at least plenty of lulz outta this

do this, seriously, this is the best advice in this thread

do it in this order
1. shenanigans
2. Post back with results from shenanigans
3. ???
4. Profit

done

[gooseadrian]

i know what you mean bro. i litterally hate both of them since january because my sister wanted to start all kinds of bullshit with my girlfriend and my sister got mad at me for defending my girlfriend. shes just a jealous bitch and shes mad that the whole world doesnt like her. she expects to be treated like a queen. but honestly i hate the immature dipstick. and thanks for the ideas/laughs!

[ohthejosh]

glad to have spread a little joy.

my only explaination of him stealing your tools is. tools need tools to fit in.

and no offense once again but my explaination of your sister with meathead is. waffleswaffleswaffleswaffless and douchebags are just meant for each other.

one more suggestion for shits&giggles

"accidentally" spill 3 or 4 tubes of super glue on something that happens to be his. Watch his face. Laugh at his frustration. Deathstare. Laugh some more because you also happen to super glue the inside of his shoe. Some more death staring. Walk away like nothing happened.

[gooseadrian]

1. Do the classic. poop in doggie bags. but instead of setting it aflame, just place doggie bags in front and back of a tire or tires and let that baby roll.

2. Leave your wallet with credit cards open. Wait for some charges. Call zee police.

3. Make a penpal with a deathrow inmate female or male up to you, have a return address marked as his home, work, or his mothers house. be sure to be sexually detailed in those letters.

4. hide a snake in his shoe.

5. Give your sister condoms, birth control, and a match.com subscription. death stare. walk away.

hahahaha too epic! love it bro

[ohthejosh]

1. Do the classic. poop in doggie bags. but instead of setting it aflame, just place doggie bags in front and back of a tire or tires and let that baby roll.

2. Leave your wallet with credit cards open. Wait for some charges. Call zee police.

3. Make a penpal with a deathrow inmate female or male up to you, have a return address marked as his home, work, or his mothers house. be sure to be sexually detailed in those letters.

4. hide a snake in his shoe.

5. Give your sister condoms, birth control, and a match.com subscription. death stare. walk away.

[gooseadrian]

1. Go to some clubs, gets some girls, have a one night stand, give them your sisters or mr douchebags number instead of yours.

2. Wait till you know mr douchebag has some illegal substances on him. Call in an anonymous tip on a "dealer". Give plates to POS durango.

3. Buy another toolbox, rig trap to said toolbox (preferably a psycho rat with rabies), leave in a vulnerable place meathead would take it. Wait for sister to cry.

4. Every time doucheface comes over steal something from your mom. blame him. place in durango.

I can come up with more

more indeed sir. its makin me kinda laught because its painting mental images and its just funny.

[ohthejosh]

1. Go to some clubs, gets some girls, have a one night stand, give them your sisters or mr douchebags number instead of yours.

2. Wait till you know mr douchebag has some illegal substances on him. Call in an anonymous tip on a "dealer". Give plates to POS durango.

3. Buy another toolbox, rig trap to said toolbox (preferably a psycho rat with rabies), leave in a vulnerable place meathead would take it. Wait for sister to cry.

4. Every time doucheface comes over steal something from your mom. blame him. place in durango.

I can come up with more

[mrsleeve]

You're scaring me...
:D

you remember that thread dont you ????

[gooseadrian]

why is it that all these ideas are super amazing!?!?! i love it. i might just do a little bit of everything.

[Victell]

Or wait a while, months, then set him up and make him think you have something valuable. Setup recording, tracking, hidden identifying marks, etc. Then have popo get hiim

[Victell]

Jank him for his shit to make up for your loss. Hopefully you have at least one friend with a tow truck that will do you a favor. Tow his shit, take his douchebag truck parts, slang them, profit. Burn truck.

OORRRRR, hopefully you inscribed some identifying marks on your tools, file a police report telling them that you SAW HIM LEAVING THE HOUSE WITH YOUR TOOLS, warrant, served, search, tools recovered. You have to do this one like now, like close R3v an pick up the phone before he sells your shit. Police prioritize all the calls they get, the ones that are 'In progress' get highest priority. So if your car gets stolen, the best way to get a quick response is tto say I JUST SAW HIM DRIVE OFF, went thataway sir-hate-you-mosstly-but-maybe-you-can-do-something-helpful-once-in-your-fucking-law-enforcement-career, officer aweseom.

or ignore all of this, drunk advice. or get drunk and follow advice

[gooseadrian]

Call for tranny stripper and send it to his work. Use your sisters card.

hahah that is also an amazing idea

[ohthejosh]

Call for tranny stripper and send it to his work. Use your sisters card.

[mtechnik]

Oh and keep calling, just make sure its when they sleep. IE.............. If they have jobs and work during the day. Call at about 3am every night, if they are deadbeats and sleep all day call about 9-11am. Use friends phones, spend the 15 bucks a few times on the prepaid ones from wallmart. (call the land line too)

if they fail to relinquish your shit or compensate you for them............

Harrass and make their lives a general living hell. Order them a thin crust Pizza with only hot sauce for a topping. Then pull out the big guns and place a Clist add giving away puppies and kittens with their address and phone numbers include your sisters phone if she is going to keep defending the thieving bastard, I have no use for a thief. Some of these Ideas have done wonders for other members of this site and I cant take credit for the original idea but I just remember them. Just make sure that it contains a phrase something like this

"Just had a litter of puppies. Free. Come get them before I throw them off a bridge" and make sure to specify to call when you know they are sleeping.


You will get your shit back or at least plenty of lulz outta this

You're scaring me...
:D

[gooseadrian]

Sounds like the fault belongs to your mom for letting this guy in her home AND not questioning why he is leaving with a box of shit.

yeah i was mad at her too. all she had to say was" ill replace them" and thats a pack of lies!