Dogs VS Cats...what does R3V like?
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Jack Byrnes: Greg, how come you don't like cats?
Greg Focker: I don't not like cats. I-I just - I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of...
Jack Byrnes: You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
Greg Focker: I...
Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
gotta love that movie.
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Only animals worth having are ones that you can eat or flush down the toilet.Leave a comment:
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Cats. I grew up with them and I do like dogs. However, I have a tendency to leave for days on end sporadically to go on short road trips so a dog wouldn't be ideal. Lived with my gf for a few years with two boxers and I can't tell you the amount of rage I would get everytime I stepped in a puddle of slobber with clean socks.Leave a comment:
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My wife came with a cat. The litter box is so nasty. It's rare to walk into my kitchen and not smell piss.Leave a comment:
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Jack Byrnes: Greg, how come you don't like cats?That's the problem with cats, they're affectionate when they want, not when you want. My dog is always happy to be around me and if I don't want her around I just tell her to go lie down. There's never any wondering if she's in the mood to play or in the mood for me to pet her because she always is.
Greg Focker: I don't not like cats. I-I just - I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of...
Jack Byrnes: You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
Greg Focker: I...
Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.Leave a comment:
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Yeah it's understood, slaterd is a massive post whore and smooth can't display his emotions in a healthy manner. Go blow each other via PM.
This thread is about how cats smell like shitpiss-puke and how dogs are awesome. Especially affe's rott. Damn fine looking dog.
Pic of Frankie, the tissue terrorist-
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Dude you can do math! Good for you.:p Maybe that was your strong subject with english and debate not so much? That's ok. If 22 years old makes me a kid then good. I loved being a kid and I love being young with a good education, job, and life. Really what does age have to do with wit...honesty? You think you can ask me that and think just because you're older means you have the right to a superiority in wisdom and knowledge? I've lived a very eventful life and have learnt a lot about wisdom. The older you are, the more you THINK you have. Age doesn't define wisdom.Last edited by slaterd; 01-31-2012, 12:13 AM.Leave a comment:
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Wait...7 years and only 700 some odd posts?! Damn you really do need practiceon how to post on forums. You're rusty as shit. I'm sorry man why didn't you tell me?
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Everyone saying dogs are dumb, show me wild cats that have learned how to take trains to get from destination to destination, or a seeing eye cat. Cats are "neat" but a smart, loving German Shepard or similar is unequaled.Leave a comment:
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I'm a dog person but at the moment only have a cat because that's what the girlfriend wanted.
My cat is a vicious bastard, constantly in attack mode. When you're trying to sleep he will be clawing and biting your feet, or hands. If you try to pat him, the same thing happens.Leave a comment:

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