Chuck Norris is Alive!!!!

[AndrewBird]

People who point things out like this in no way have any idea what Chuck Norris jokes are about.

[slaterd]

^I hate Chuck Norris. Bruce Lee was and always will be the ultimate badass.

[kalib0y]

[kalib0y]

the world was going to end when this movie comes out but I'm sure Chuck Norris wont let it happen...

in a fight...

Expendables2>Avengers...? Expendables2 FTW this time my friends

[VANOS714]

who's Chuck Norris?

[cunninglinguist]

Redneck Norris gets his ass kicked by a true master:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE

[MR E30 325is]

Definitely excited.

Loads of badasses in a single place.

[slaterd]

every chuck norris bashing jokes starts like every black joke

[Fusion]

My girlfriend got pregnant after seeing this trailer

[F34R]

by that I'm going to assume that chuck was in the first one and that he died/disappeared in the first one

thanks for ruining the first one for me

He was not in the first one, and I thought the movie was pretty good. Typical shoot'em up man movie. IMO nothing is topping the Avengers, that movie was amazing.

[imsotyerred]

dont ask again or chuck will roundhouse kick your ass!

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

by that I'm going to assume that chuck was in the first one and that he died/disappeared in the first one

thanks for ruining the first one for me

[masayahin]

was the first one any good? I thought it looked fun but stupid

dont ask again or chuck will roundhouse kick your ass!

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

[alexw]

was the first one any good? I thought it looked fun but stupid

Entertaining but not great, in my opinion...

Cheesy comes to mind..

[imsotyerred]

was the first one any good? I thought it looked fun but stupid

[alexw]

I expected more roundhouse kicks...