porn saves marriages

[slammin.e28]

you gotta get the poison out

Nothing beats getting it out all over your SO's face though! ;)

[Thizzelle]

you gotta get the poison out

[long tall eta]

do what i did, make nymph your wife. make your own porn. be happy.

[slaterd]

^werd they just don't get it. We need a female ambassador for us guys to women that way they'll get the fucking message.

[camip]

porn keeps me from cheating on my girlfriend with nasty hood rats not saying I'm not faithful but a mans gotta nut when a mans gotta nut

[Sailor37]

My wife caught me watching porn last year and was all disgusted. I dont think it was the "porn" in general but the man on man aspect I get off on

yea, that was probably why

[previasc96]

Thank you all for the super responses! I love BMW ppl!

[e30vert]

Tell her that you believe that she is a very intelligent person and that with her intellect she must surely know that if you two are not having sex regularly and a mans sex drive is typically greater than that of a womans then repressing that sexual drive is not "healthy" for the relationship. Then tell her you know of her detest and dislike of porno and would like to know if she has any positive suggestions.

Life is too short to tolerate "I have a headache honey" over and over again. Situations like this are a leading cause of infidelity. Perhaps she is trying to push you towards infidelity and you should ask her that question.

She is your adult partner. Dont you think you should pull your balls out of her handbag and start a friendly discussion? Friendly being the operative word.


Good luck sleeping with your chosen life partner...

[F34R]

I feel it would ruin them.

[evandael]

blunt, always bringing the cringe-worthy lawls.

[blunttech]

My wife caught me watching porn last year and was all disgusted. I dont think it was the "porn" in general but the man on man aspect I get off on

[slaterd]

Hey! That's a good one!

Then you get the whole, "You don't love me! You fantasize about those girls!" bullshit.

I've got that and I told her, "I don't fantasize about them, we men are very visual and it's a 'visual aid'. Those girls in there, I have no respect for them whatsoever. You are my fantasy because I respect you, you're gorgeous, and I love you. blah blah blah."
Instant panty dropper.
Feel free to write this shit down gentlemen.

[ieatpeople]

just tell her, "I'm doing this myself, because we're not doing it together. If this bothers you, feel free to lend a hand."

[slammin.e28]

I just told my girl, "be happy that I'm one of those guys that will take care of my own situation with porn instead of going out getting some strange." She seemed pretty satisfied about that answer.

Hey! That's a good one!

Then you get the whole, "You don't love me! You fantasize about those girls!" bullshit.

[slaterd]

I just told my girl, "be happy that I'm one of those guys that will take care of my own situation with porn instead of going out getting some strange." She seemed pretty satisfied about that answer.