The Amish at walmart

[cabriodster87]

how does one approach one of these fair damsels?

Disguised as Amish Hunk"O"Man.

EDIT: Talk the talk.

[slammin.e28]

Here's something for you to look at while lusting

http://amishporn.tumblr.com/

http://modifiedliving.com/Amish/erotica.htm

There are NWS I assume? ;)

[Xat1cZ]

Here's something for you to look at while lusting

http://amishporn.tumblr.com/

http://modifiedliving.com/Amish/erotica.htm

[slammin.e28]

I was recently watching some thing on Discovery about those people and apparently they cheat so much on the "no technology" thing. I guess it allows it for your business but people justify facebook for a business.

Most of them now a days are the "new world" Amish. The Old world ones are dying out. We've got Mennonites north of here. I saw one of the old ones driving a new Honda the other day. There's a few Amish in the town I live in, they all drive, etc, etc. Usually the huge church vans, but sometimes in mini vans, etc. We called 'em the black bumpers cause they would paint all the chrome on the bumpers black.

[franco90]

FAIL no PICS

[Ryan Stewart]

at the risk of offending anybody, or crossing any "political correctness" boundries...but...

don't you think there is a fair chance that the degree of incest is probable?
also...how does one approach one of these fair damsels?

do I bust out my breakdancing pad and complete a couple windmills and finish off with a full stall?

or whitle her a ipod?

I know they can't have radios in their village, but I wanna see the reaction when I invite her into my car with 2X12's thumping some Wu-Tang...

maybe i'm setting my expectiations too high.

I was recently watching some thing on Discovery about those people and apparently they cheat so much on the "no technology" thing. I guess it allows it for your business but people justify facebook for a business.

[quickervicar]

(hint: schrave is the key word there)

[Pac1373]

Just repeat this phrase to her:

"Zeit fur hehm geh und schrave"

or, phonetically,

"Tsite fyur hame gay uhnd shravv-uh"

*mooneyes* you had me at Zeit" *gush*

[Thizzelle]

just use the course in this song, works eveytime. Pretty much begining of song.

[5spoke]

She is hot, he said

I have pics, he said.

[quickervicar]

Just repeat this phrase to her:

"Zeit fur hehm geh und schrave"

or, phonetically,

"Tsite fyur hame gay uhnd shravv-uh"

[F34R]

this thread disappoints so far.

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[slammin.e28]

I can't find my frekin' pictures

either way, it's not a shot of said amishbombshell, but just their horse and buggy parked at walmart droping steamers in the parking lot.

So....you're into that kind of Amish....we see, I see....

[FunfGan]

This thread disappoints so far.

[Mr. Burns]

I can't find my frekin' pictures

either way, it's not a shot of said amishbombshell, but just their horse and buggy parked at walmart droping steamers in the parking lot.