What's the worst thing you've ever done?

[mrsleeve]

I suppose you might be right on your 1st point now that you mention it, I guess I am giving the guy a little benefit of the doubt.

Prolly she gets to play and she will divorce him if he even thinks about it.

[Farbin Kaiber]

^I'm pretty sure he is likely under key and his wife plays in front of him to emasculate him.

All of his posts are so confusing, I sometimes get a closeted deviant with Catholic overtones, and others, a guy that sounds like he must be all about the hotwife subculture.

[mrsleeve]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Farb thats not going help the guy, your just putting ideas in his head.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Had a dream about getting head from my mother inlaw the same evening that my wife told me she will never go down on me again.

Holy shit, you must be dealing with a serious case of bull BBC.

[LittleEcker]

Dated a whore

[mrsleeve]

Had a dream about getting head from my mother inlaw the same evening that my wife told me she will never go down on me again.

Umm there is some serious shit going down, you got caught running round on her didnt you

[ST1G]

Had a dream about getting head from my mother inlaw the same evening that my wife told me she will never go down on me again.

This is the reason why you created the oxymoron thread isn't it.

[previasc96]

Had a dream about getting head from my mother inlaw the same evening that my wife told me she will never go down on me again.

[Worthy0ne]

Me my sister and step brother got a stink bomb bag and gave it to a neighborhood kid who was a bit slow in the head. We said you break the packet inside and the bag will fill with candy until it pops from being so full. We watched him dance in happiness as the bag begin to fill up. He held it to his face so he could get the candy in his mouth. It poped. The stinky liquid splattered all over his face and he began to cry and run inside to his mum..... it was hilarious.

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[dirtbag30]

grew up a screw up, i break everything i touch.

[einhander]

Joined R3v.

[E30_Pare]

Let my neighbor ride my goped if he let me shoot him with my bb gun. Let him get down the street nailed him in the leg and watched him flip over the bars at 25mph. With a full face helmet of course, but the kid was a big douche bag and I caught him stealing shit out of my room. Payback is a bitch.

[Fusion]

I was never the bully type but for some reason I beat up the neighbor's kid. He was a real asshole and ran home. His mom came over to our house and asked for $15 for the tank top I ripped apart. I went upstairs, got a handfull of Monopoly money, threw it at her, followed by something like "and get youself a haircut, bitch". Luckily, they just left.
I don't remember what pissed me off so much.

They probably hated us. When my brother got his bbgun, he used the windows on thier old 60's Chevy pickup as a target.

[cuchullainn]

When I was 20 I started sleeping with this girl one of my best friends had a thing for but wanted nothing to do with. I knew she was a skank but holy shit she was a freak. This went on for a few months then her younger (but legal) sister started coming on to me. A little on the thicker side but mostly In her tits. Since we weren't really dating, I started sleeping with both of them. I thought I was being all sneaky and shit, but found out pretty soon that the older sis knew and didn't give a fuck. Didn't last much longer after that when I got a new job and moved. Anyway, the worst thing about it was I didn't try to negotiate a three way. Will probably never have the opportunity to do sisters at the same time again.


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[Balleristic31]

Bump

When I was ~5 years old I was with my neighbor and his dad in the back seat of his 80s ford truck, and we were coming home from go karting in the desert. I had to piss so bad I was beginning to sweat bullets and freak out, but I was too young and shy to ask my friends dad to pull over. About 30 minutes from home I relieved myself sitting on his tan cloth rear bench leaving about an 18 inch around stain of pure soaked cloth and seat foam. They didn't notice, so I never told my friend or his dad.

And 15 years later my friend still drives that same truck everyday.