What's the worst thing you've ever done?

[Stanley Rockafella]

Back in 08 when I was competitively bodybuilding, my GF used to bring home these sweets and pastries from her restaurant where she worked. It was esp. bad during the holidays since there was lots of Ferror Roche and all that other yummy bad shit.

Anyway, we didn't have any reason to have the stuff at our house, so I'd take it all to work and leave it by the photocopier/mailbox station where everyone would be at least a few times a day. I worked with a whole bunch of middle aged over weight women who really struggled to lose weight.

I would take joy in watching them scarf down these sweets one day then come in the next day looking all depressed while I stayed ripped.

[csermonet47]

This is a good thread.

When I was in middle school, some friends and I were sitting around bored one night and decided to get some weed killer and spray a penis in this kids yard. We went back the next morning and saw the grass already starting to die. They tried to turn it into a #1 with no luck and the grass didn't grow back the next year. They had to replace all the grass that was sprayed.

A few years later, some friends and I went by the local Super H Mart (asian grocery store). We found some octopuses so we bought them to throw on some bros' trucks. We mixed them with ranch dressing and spent the whole night throwing them on trucks.

I had a really ditsy art teacher that we would ALWAYS mess with. The best thing we got her with was when I put a piece of tape over the ear piece on her phone. I colored it black so it kinda blended in. Then we would call from the room next door all class and she would answer and yell into the phone and apologize for her broken phone and tell us to email her. I ended up forgetting about it and it was there for a month. I told her on the last day and she told me to leave and never come back. We would also take her phone and change her alarm times to 3am. She was late to class a few times for that one ...

We showed up to my friend's graduation party early so we ended up going to QT to get some slushies. My friend got the biggest one you could get and we went to one of the bros' houses (same one that we threw the octopus on his truck), and he dumped the entire thing in his mailbox. All over the mail and everything. I just remember driving away and seeing pink and orange slushy dripping down the side. I had an awful mental image of his poor mom opening the mailbox to retrieve her sticky, ant infested, ruined mail.

[Xat1cZ]

ruined taylor swift's moment, dont yall remember?

...and what a moment it was..

[marshtgrade]

ruined taylor swift's moment, dont yall remember?

[Mr. Tasty]

My criteria for anything related to cars is anything that can be wiped/brushed/scrubbed/cut/otherwords off by the average person is fair game

I would throat punch you if I saw you do anything to my completely detailed e30.

[Wh33lhop]

lol I use to do this in high school, or just ran into garbage cans with the old beater truck.

throwing girls stuff away like jewlery and clothes they leave behind after spending the night and they ask for it, "nope haven't seen it" lol.

put a lizard in a paper bag and lit it on fire after we hit him a few times with a lawn mower. yes lizards scream.

put the barrel of my paintball gun to a lizards head and pulled the trigger.

throwing water balloons at the retard bus.

using fake money at school snack bar.

Did a lizard fuck your mom or something?

[Thizzelle]

trash can bowling:
find trash cans on side of road, passenger grabs hold, you drive down the street as fast as possible, then let the cans go. bonus points were awarded for destruction (mailboxes, cars, yard ornaments, fences, etc)

lol I use to do this in high school, or just ran into garbage cans with the old beater truck.

throwing girls stuff away like jewlery and clothes they leave behind after spending the night and they ask for it, "nope haven't seen it" lol.

put a lizard in a paper bag and lit it on fire after we hit him a few times with a lawn mower. yes lizards scream.

put the barrel of my paintball gun to a lizards head and pulled the trigger.

throwing water balloons at the retard bus.

using fake money at school snack bar.

[Mr. Tasty]

opening this retarded thread.

[Xat1cZ]

Are you the Vlad of Finland?

If by Finland you mean New Jersey.. yes. :)

[lambo]

And to all: how can you live with damaging someone else's car when you know how much something like that would kill you? There are some people that I hate that I think about keying/somehow damaging their cars since it would be so easy and so awesome, but then I think about how something like that would hurt me so much more than them.

That's why I carry a notebook and sharpie in my glovebox so I can tell them how much a fucking twat they are.

[spike68]

This event was really bad, but i was young and didnt know any better so here it goes.

It was one weekend when i used to live in ohio. I cant even remember what age i was, but i was YOUNG. Pretty sure not even a teen yet. My dad, brother, and i were going to go somewhere, so my brother and i jumped in as my dad went to go grab the keys to the car, which is the same car i currently drive.
I jumped into the passenger seat and me knowing nothing about cars then, i was messign with the gear shift. I accedentally pulled it out of first and that day my dad didnt have the e-brake on.
so it started rolling out of the garage and we jump out of the car and tried stopping it, obviously it didnt work. so it ended up rolling into the streen then on to our neighbors across the steet yard.
luckly nothing happened, no damage. all we got was a grounding that lasted forever.

thats a day i wont ever forget. if that car was ruined that day. i wouldnt have my car today.

[Wh33lhop]

I had written up a post last night but I guess I decided against it. Whatever, fuck better judgment.

Boned my friend's girlfriend the same day she broke up with him. He was a gigantic douche who tried to bone my gf while we were still together and emotionally abused his girlfriend. I turned her down when she came onto me, then she broke up with him and it was game on. She had been a friend of mine for awhile, and it's always pretty awesome banging a horny female who you get along with.

Boned another girl who still had a boyfriend. Another long story. I'm sure most have done worse. This stuff makes me lose faith in the female gender as I never would have done stuff i've witnessed them do firsthand (although I obviously enabled).

[tonerrrr]

Beheaded a live cat, beat one to death with a baseball bat, hung a few and gutted the other one also alive. I think that is about my worst. That was also a while ago, not proud and quite scared of being able to do such sick acts.

[F34R]

Edit

[Brezzi]

I run a badass shop that puts out some of the most awesome E30's any of you have ever seen and if you know of anyone that does a better job at this then do tell!!!!1!!

anyways .. I was getting this nice E30 M3 to the shop one day, I was just suppose to respray it.. anyways.. when I was finished everyone that looked at it noticed how bad of a job we had done.. but I was like FUUUUUUUUU.. I then sent it back to the guy and he was not happy with the result ... he then found out that I had been driving around with his car without permission and apparently he didn't like that either

anyways.. I'm pretty sure that I will feel bad about it.. someday.

Are you the Vlad of Finland?