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    We were at a bbq yesterday afternoon. All the shitlins were running around having a good time. Kids being kids, they started running into a neighbors yard. The people who hosted the party told us the lady at one of the houses called the police on the kids one day (ages 4-7) because they ran around a couple times in her yard!!!

    We all started talking about "crazy neighbors" and stuff......I couldn't think of any in our neighborhood........does that make me the "crazy neighbor"!?!?!

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      Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
      a big fruity wing hanging off the back of a 4 cylinder honda? might as well paint your car like a rainbow.

      i pretty much feel the same way about stance. every time i see it, i say to myself: good luck with your oil pan, dingleberry.

      Or the people who do it to new BMWs. Evo X's and S2k's seem to be the worst about it.
      Originally posted by flyboyx
      how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
      Originally posted by Northern
      beer is my new liver cleanse.

      Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
      Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
      Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
      '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
      Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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        I've gotten a lot of my cast iron from Goodwill.

        Today, I spotted a nice 10" skillet and think to myself, "score!". Pick it up, and $20 is written on the bottom.

        Way to price gouge, you greedy fuckers. Fuck you Goodwill, with no lube, fuck you hard.
        No E30 Club
        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
        Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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          Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post
          Am I the only person who hates the people who put tons of aero on their car, yet never tracks it? "it's a show car" more like "I'm an attention whore".

          I just don't find crap like that classy. Especially people who do it to BMWs (see 1013MM).

          The whole form/function thing just irks me I guess. Especially since like 95% of it looks like crap.
          Originally posted by priapism
          My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
          Originally posted by shameson
          Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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            Originally posted by Hooffenstein HD View Post
            http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/BMW-V8-M6...item2a54a12ee2

            I really need to sell a few cars and start a new project.
            Damit now I am thinking about M60 swaps again. I could do with some V8 power in my life
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              Originally posted by Massimo View Post
              Damit now I am thinking about M60 swaps again. I could do with some V8 power in my life
              That adapter makes it easy. Could even just use the common M20 G260.

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                Yeh it is very easy. I still want to build an M42 first then look into a swap down the track.

                First though I need to get rid of my other shell. If you are keen I am looking at getting rid of it for $400 panels trim, glass suspension bits as well
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                  Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0 View Post
                  I've gotten a lot of my cast iron from Goodwill.

                  Today, I spotted a nice 10" skillet and think to myself, "score!". Pick it up, and $20 is written on the bottom.

                  Way to price gouge, you greedy fuckers. Fuck you Goodwill, with no lube, fuck you hard.

                  i picked up my 10" le creuset cast iron skillet at a goodwill for 6.00. of course that was perhaps 18 years ago. i would really like to have a 14" or 16".

                  edit: fuck!! i looked around on eBay for a 14" skillet. griswold's are selling for around 300.00!!! goddamit. depending on the pan, 20 bucks may have been a good deal.
                  Last edited by flyboyx; 08-10-2015, 08:08 PM.
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                  Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                  88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                  92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                  88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                  88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                  87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
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                    Originally posted by Massimo View Post
                    Yeh it is very easy. I still want to build an M42 first then look into a swap down the track.

                    First though I need to get rid of my other shell. If you are keen I am looking at getting rid of it for $400 panels trim, glass suspension bits as well
                    So, it's rolling now? That is a lot more tempting. I'll send you a message on FB.

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                      Walmart balled out and moved all base pay apa's to $13.00/hr. Not bad!
                      BMW tech
                      Umass Amherst
                      05 wrx sti

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                        Originally posted by UlrichFennec View Post
                        How old is old woman? Are we talking milf status or cobwebs in the clam status?

                        Milf age but granny looks. Legit fat and sloppy and it makes me cringe thinking about her! If she was a real milf then it probs would have happened
                        BMW tech
                        Umass Amherst
                        05 wrx sti

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                          Originally posted by e30onbbss View Post
                          milf age but granny looks. Legit fat and sloppy and it makes me cringe thinking about her! If she was a real milf then it probs would have happened
                          nope.

                          Nopenopenopenopenope.
                          "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
                          http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
                          The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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                            Originally posted by UlrichFennec View Post
                            nope.



                            Nopenopenopenopenope.

                            I'm trying to remember her characteristics.. She was fat and had gross clothes on, came with a dude who has a disease on his face or something where half of it was purple, she was crying about some dream her son was in where he died, brownish hair, saggy cheeks, semi double chin, short. I was helping her but her shit in the car and after the weirdest seduction try I've ever seen she grabs my face and I'm like NO WAY this is happening right now, and get out of there so damn fast. What a freakin night that was!
                            BMW tech
                            Umass Amherst
                            05 wrx sti

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                              Originally posted by e30onBBSs View Post
                              I'm trying to remember her characteristics.. She was fat and had gross clothes on, came with a dude who has a disease on his face or something where half of it was purple, she was crying about some dream her son was in where he died, brownish hair, saggy cheeks, semi double chin, short. I was helping her but her shit in the car and after the weirdest seduction try I've ever seen she grabs my face and I'm like NO WAY this is happening right now, and get out of there so damn fast. What a freakin night that was!

                              Sounds like quite the porno you got goin there.
                              Originally posted by flyboyx
                              how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                              Originally posted by Northern
                              beer is my new liver cleanse.

                              Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                              Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                              Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                              '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                              Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                                Originally posted by e30onBBSs View Post
                                I'm trying to remember her characteristics.. She was fat and had gross clothes on, came with a dude who has a disease on his face or something where half of it was purple, she was crying about some dream her son was in where he died, brownish hair, saggy cheeks, semi double chin, short. I was helping her but her shit in the car and after the weirdest seduction try I've ever seen she grabs my face and I'm like NO WAY this is happening right now, and get out of there so damn fast. What a freakin night that was!
                                "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
                                http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
                                The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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