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    Im down 9lbs in 5 days lol
    1990 325is
    m52b28
    3.73lsd
    g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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      Eat bananas, drink water and use aloe on your bhole.


      Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

      Originally posted by lambo
      Sounds like you need a massage.
      Originally posted by kpeng
      Who the hell is Vlad?

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        Originally posted by Joe G View Post
        Eat bananas, drink water and use aloe on your bhole.
        Instead of using a swiping motion on me bum, I dab...that has helped a ton
        1990 325is
        m52b28
        3.73lsd
        g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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          After my last attempt at a hot wing contest, I became very familiar with the dab technique. I'd like to think the aloe got me back to normal wiping faster.


          Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

          Originally posted by lambo
          Sounds like you need a massage.
          Originally posted by kpeng
          Who the hell is Vlad?

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            Originally posted by Joe G View Post
            After my last attempt at a hot wing contest, I became very familiar with the dab technique. I'd like to think the aloe got me back to normal wiping faster.
            did you win?

            HAHA
            1990 325is
            m52b28
            3.73lsd
            g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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              I was putting aloe on my bhole...does that sound like a victory?

              I ate 2 of 12 wings and then couldn't sleep all night due to the fire in my gut...but as you know, the real pain comes the next day when the aloe and dab technique are required.

              I previously won the buffalo wild wings contest, but the above wings were at least 15x hotter.


              Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

              Originally posted by lambo
              Sounds like you need a massage.
              Originally posted by kpeng
              Who the hell is Vlad?

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                haha ouch man! Even if you did eat all of them, you really still dont win lol
                1990 325is
                m52b28
                3.73lsd
                g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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                  Not even close. I was pouring a half gallon of milk all over my face and down my gullet within minutes of eating just 2 wings...no use. That wing 'sauce' could take paint off a wall.


                  Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                  Originally posted by lambo
                  Sounds like you need a massage.
                  Originally posted by kpeng
                  Who the hell is Vlad?

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                    Originally posted by Joe G View Post
                    Not even close. I was pouring a half gallon of milk all over my face and down my gullet within minutes of eating just 2 wings...no use. That wing 'sauce' could take paint off a wall.
                    You need to up your spice game.

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                      I eat hot food a lot. I don't have a stupid high tolerance (like people who heat ghost peppers raw for fun), but I pretty much always opt for the 'hot' salsa, tons of sriracha, red pepper on everything, etc.

                      These wings were a different beast.

                      Edit: did some googling. The 'Blazin' wings at Bdubs are ~350k on the scoville scale (I completed that challenge). The wings in question are ~3million on the scoville scale. F#ck that.
                      Last edited by Joe G; 02-11-2019, 01:35 PM.


                      Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                      Originally posted by lambo
                      Sounds like you need a massage.
                      Originally posted by kpeng
                      Who the hell is Vlad?

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                        Originally posted by Joe G View Post
                        Edit: did some googling. The 'Blazin' wings at Bdubs are ~350k on the scoville scale (I completed that challenge). The wings in question are ~3million on the scoville scale. F#ck that.
                        I stand corrected, that's some stupid shit.

                        You can make ghost peppers, reapers, pepper X and nagas taste good, but it really makes little to no sense. Playing in the 500k range is enjoyable, but it's all fairly subjective and how we react to spice is dependent on a variety of changeable factors.

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                          I ate a chip that was rated at 1.5mil

                          fucked me up for a week

                          You had to wear gloves when taking it out lol..

                          I didnt even drink milk right after like a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, i had like 6 beers in thirty minutes after eating it trying to cool it down

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                          Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                            You need sour cream or something fatty and dairy. Helps cut the heat.

                            Plus you probably destroyed all your gut flora and had to start anew.
                            1990 325i/4/5, 1992 240SX, 1995 RRC, 1998 M3/4/5

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                              y'all a bunch of idiots lol
                              Simon
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                              Originally posted by Melon
                              Let it be known to all. Simon fucking keeps it real.

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                                Originally posted by SOneThreeCoupe View Post
                                You need sour cream or something fatty and dairy. Helps cut the heat.

                                Plus you probably destroyed all your gut flora and had to start anew.
                                Fatty/dairy, but before eating something silly hot if you want to have an easier time. However, if you are eating a reaper you don't want life to go easy on you.

                                The microbiome doesn't seem to be impacted directly by spicy stuff. However, acid reflux and diarrhea can be problematic.

                                Spicy food rules, to hell with subtlety of flavor.

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