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    Originally posted by ForcedFirebird View Post

    My wife's late father was plumber. He installed a bidet for a customer - they had more money than sense (this was in the mid 80's), so they asked what it was actually for. It was brand new, he just installed it, so he turned it on, and proceeded to lean over and drink from it and replied "it's a drinking fountain" and left.
    oddly enough when 8 year old 2mAn was in France visiting my cousins, I asked my Dad what it was and he said the same thing....

    I wonder if that generation actually used it as a drinking fountain :rofl:
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      Originally posted by ForcedFirebird View Post
      My wife's late father was plumber. He installed a bidet for a customer - they had more money than sense (this was in the mid 80's), so they asked what it was actually for. It was brand new, he just installed it, so he turned it on, and proceeded to lean over and drink from it and replied "it's a drinking fountain" and left.

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        One of my friends growing up, his parents had a bidet in the master bathroom. They also had enough money to not care what they bought. I'm pretty sure we all made sure to try it out a couple times.

        And reply to Simon, I spent about a week in France 2005 but can't remember seeing a single one.

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          Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
          oddly enough when 8 year old 2mAn was in France visiting my cousins, I asked my Dad what it was and he said the same thing....

          I wonder if that generation actually used it as a drinking fountain :rofl:
          this is what I always think of when this topic comes up
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            Originally posted by ForcedFirebird
            lowr3v'in how the hell did you get the hub out? It's a press fit. As a side note, you can reuse bearings if they have been split, as long as the cages aren't damaged - a lot of racers actually split them and replace the stock grease with high temp stuff.

            :D i used some antisleez.


            The chinesium hub was 1mm thicker on one side of the hub.
            check out that vid i posted.


            The oem is perfect and looks like it has some balencing marks on the
            inside. always go oem or febi. learned my lesson.

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              something about getting sprayed up the ass with cold water makes it a deal breaker.
              even using the asshole wipes feels gross.

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                Originally posted by LowR3V'in View Post
                something about getting sprayed up the ass with cold water makes it a deal breaker.
                even using the asshole wipes feels gross.
                Stop poking around with your finger and just wipe.
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                  Originally posted by Todd Black 88 View Post
                  Stop poking around with your finger and just wipe.
                  well yea but, where's the fun in that?


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                    oh, my bad....is it wrong to give yourself a pleasurable butthole massage?

                    as long as you don't stick your finger up there, its ok....right?
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                      Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                      TP is hiding on the other side of the toilet...

                      Pressure washing the undercarriage is strange, but I guess when your diet consists of Asada and not much else you need the bidet.

                      Fun fact, this particular one doesn’t drain too well so the bowl fills with .... the runoff lol
                      I like to do this myself, keep in mind commercial washes use recycled salty water, not the best bro.


                      Edit: cars or the butt

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                        Originally posted by LowR3V'in View Post
                        something about getting sprayed up the ass with cold water makes it a deal breaker.
                        even using the asshole wipes feels gross.
                        that's why most of them heat the water

                        a proper bidet experience is life changing...

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                          most actually have a little upward pointing faucet with a hot and cold knob to adjust the temp. some people start the water running while they are taking a shit. when they slide over to wash turds off the bunghole, the water is already warmed up nice and comfy.
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                            Great timing on this chat - go watch Tom Segura's latest podcast with Bert Kreischer where they talk about bidet's - starts around 17:00min in.

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                              Between shit like this and resetting automatically seemingly on the daily and losing my work that I have open/running, I'm getting really close to saying fuck it and doing something stupid
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