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    1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
    1991 318i 4dr slick top


    Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
    Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
    Mtech 2 turbo restoration
    Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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      Nonsense Thread

      Sonny... nevermind


      Ezekiel 25:17
      Current flame: E30 318iS Alpinweiss II slicktop / LSD - Joanne
      The ex: E92 335i 6MT M-Sport - Betty
      The heavy: 2001 4Runner SR5 Sport (3rd Gen) - Fred

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        Originally posted by majdomo View Post
        Sonny... nevermind


        Ezekiel 25:17
        Now what does Marsellus Wallace look like?

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          Nonsense Thread

          It’s been a while since I’ve wrote this much but I said I would type up the story so here’s my attempt at explaining a small slice of my childhood. It was 94 or 95 Whatever I was eight years old it was summer, school was out. It was the norm to go adventuring with my friends along the railroad tracks hitting up the swap meet for fireworks, ninja stars etc. Harassing bums throwing rocks at them and running away. We would also raid their campsites finding porno mags and other paraphernalia. We would also visit the local Burger King play place and pop the fireworks in there. Well we only did that once the parents thought someone was shooting the place up. I have a lot of crazy story’s about these fucked up antics. I guess it’s natural when your idols are Beavis and Butthead,Snoop Dogg, Bone Thugs, Tupac ,Easy E, and Dr. Dre. I’m originally from a place called Yuma Arizona (Hell). 2025 Madison Ave Yuma AZ google earth that shit (ok I did it for you it’s still so bad lol that Honda [emoji23]). Those are the apartments I lived in total hud gov project housing. There was a lot of desert and behind our school McGraw. It’s is just an empty desert with railroad tracks (pics included) and there is a lot of different factories we would come across and break into they included playing card factory, Incense factory there was heavy equipment and tractors we would drive. We loved this particular factory as a hang out. It was a water bottle factory called five-star water company. They had a rollup door made of like steel or but someone had peeled up the side of it up so it was big enough for someone to fit through. We have been doing this for weeks. We would go in there all the time we had stole BB gun porno mags one of the first times breaking in. But the this day I got caught I wasn’t with my normal crew I was with kids my age Logan, Bruce, Andrew and I we kind of went super hard and destroyed everything. We broke all the windows we destroyed at least 50 boxes printer paper. It’s was the kind with the holes on the side, the old-school kind. We drove a forklift off the loading dock by jamming to stick on the gas just to see a crash down. That was a very loud ass noise. So after a while we started having a water bottle fight I still remember I thru a spiral right into Logans eye. I remember in court he still had a black-eye. Basically we were Just used to just chilling In these cement full pipes for shade and drinking the bottled water. There was also a soft sand ditch and there was a telephone pole wire hanging down off of one of the middle modules. It wasn’t live at least we didn’t think. We would get a running start at jump and grab the wire and it would bungee you. It was epic! So anyway after destroying the shit out of the place we started heading back home. We were walking across the field behind our school and a railroad cop stopped us and asked for all of our names and what school we went to we told him like idiots. So we gave them the names and school he let us go on our Mary way however a month later a sheriff came to my door and serve me papers saying that I had court. I remember knocking on my mom store and saying “hey I have court” thinking in my mind what the hell is court of eight years old. I don’t understand any of this yet but that began a life of hundreds of hours of community service cleaning up the local cemetery doing carwashes. I even remember the old-school chicks with their big hair and the OGs like so stereotypically cholo lol. That was the beginning of a pretty healthy criminal career for such a young guy. I had a collection of ninja stars and would use those to pick locks. So I was picking the neighborhood mailbox And a girl who is supposed to be my little girlfriend at the time ended up ratting me out. I got that charge added another criminal damage. From there I just went from Shop liftings to assaults burglaries you name it. The end of my juvenile career was a weed charge after that I stopped crime. Long story short for the criminal damage when I was eight they gave me six months of formal probation and 256 hours of community service. After that I couldn’t really get out of the system because my mom didn’t pay my fees. So even when it was time for me to get off probation they would just keep extending. As far as ODs the love of my life moved to California after me we broke up shortly after she made it down. We had been broken up for about 2 years when she passed but we had been together since high school a total of 6 years. She died from Methadone and Xanax crazy part is the night it happened I had that combo in my stash. I took the methadone and my best friend took the xan. If he didn’t come over I would have took both. Her death fucked me up bad because I was making myself better making moves trying to win her back the whole time. I created an app that ended up failing due to bugs and lack of funds. Totally different story. I was also in super deep with the MMJ industry at the time. Idk it’s just crazy. Life is nuts. When it comes to people dying from drugs it’s such a tragedy there’s just no answer. We lose the most beautiful people to drugs. Click image for larger version

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            HOLY FUCK.... ENGRISH man, fuck thats indecipherable
            Originally posted by Fusion
            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
            William Pitt-

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              Jay Leno helps his dad pick out a car, start at 2:30 Hilarious!

              https://youtu.be/DVmB6u5BbfA

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                That was pretty tough to read bimmerboi with the complete lack of punctuation and grammar, but I think I got the jist of it. Sounds like you have had a tough life. Hopefully you are permanently on a better path.

                How does your Rhode's scholar buddy fit into all this?
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                Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                  Originally posted by majdomo View Post
                  Congrats!! First kiddo??

                  Vatozone...lol’d

                  Thanks! Kind of the first. We had a baby girl last year and she passed away about 5 mins after birth.

                  Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                  nothing to add about photobucket.

                  congratulations on the baby! you had a daughter so your life is fucked for the next 18 yrs. still though. awesome!

                  as to rock auto, they are much much cheaper but sometimes the quality is sketchy. the secret is to buy parts that have that little red heart next to it. those are the ones they have been selling for a long time and have had a good track record with few returns or complaints.
                  Thanks! haha, probably a life long bundle of joy :D

                  That's good to know about the heart thing on RockAuto
                  1990 325is
                  m52b28
                  3.73lsd
                  g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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                    Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                    That was pretty tough to read bimmerboi with the complete lack of punctuation and grammar, but I think I got the jist of it. Sounds like you have had a tough life. Hopefully you are permanently on a better path.

                    How does your Rhode's scholar buddy fit into all this?


                    My bad I’m a terrible writer. Yes I’m on a way better path.

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                      Originally posted by mrsleeve View Post
                      HOLY FUCK.... ENGRISH man, fuck thats indecipherable


                      I apologize sad part is I tried. I feel like it would be semi interesting if I could properly express myself. I officially feel like an idiot [emoji17]

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                        Nah, yer not a dummy. I bet it really took a lot for you to post that on a public forum. I respect you for it
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                        Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                        88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                        92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                        88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                        88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                        87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                        12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                          Originally posted by TeXJ View Post
                          Thanks! Kind of the first. We had a baby girl last year and she passed away about 5 mins after birth.
                          Dude,
                          I am so sorry for you and your wife’s loss.
                          Originally posted by codyep3
                          I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
                          2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
                          1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
                          1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
                          2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
                          2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
                          2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
                          2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
                          2010 F650gs twin
                          2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

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                            Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                            Nah, yer not a dummy. I bet it really took a lot for you to post that on a public forum. I respect you for it
                            Originally posted by codyep3
                            I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
                            2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
                            1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
                            1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
                            2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
                            2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
                            2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
                            2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
                            2010 F650gs twin
                            2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

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                              Originally posted by TeXJ View Post
                              Thanks! Kind of the first. We had a baby girl last year and she passed away about 5 mins after birth.

                              So heartbreaking, makes this even sweeter. Puts the sleepless nights and poopy diapers in perspective. Take care and enjoy!


                              Ezekiel 25:17
                              Current flame: E30 318iS Alpinweiss II slicktop / LSD - Joanne
                              The ex: E92 335i 6MT M-Sport - Betty
                              The heavy: 2001 4Runner SR5 Sport (3rd Gen) - Fred

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                                I'm sorry Texj to hear about that, so sorry for your loss that's terrible. Life is cruel sometimes. We're all strong, I'm glad that your happy now brother!
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                                Last edited by Sonny; 03-24-2019, 10:09 AM.

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