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    Prime day:
    Whose getting this bad boy?
    https://www.amazon.com/Human-Touch-G...DCAS90EVDTK2KC
    1990 325is
    m52b28
    3.73lsd
    g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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      Originally posted by TeXJ View Post
      Prime day:
      Whose getting this bad boy?
      https://www.amazon.com/Human-Touch-G...DCAS90EVDTK2KC
      I'd fill that with so many farts.

      You get relaxed and just let one rip.
      Chair don't judge, chair don't care.
      I do things.

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        chair only loves
        1990 325is
        m52b28
        3.73lsd
        g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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          Originally posted by TeXJ View Post
          chair only loves
          This guy gets it.
          I do things.

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            ever wonder how many lbs of farts have accumulated in a sofa?
            blasting farts deep into a cushion like impregnating it there has to be some shit left
            in there.

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              Originally posted by LowR3V'in View Post
              ever wonder how many lbs of farts have accumulated in a sofa?
              blasting farts deep into a cushion like impregnating it there has to be some shit left
              in there.
              That's not normally how you try to impregnate a couch ..... but to each thier own

              Full disclosure I have never partaken in the sport of couch fucking. But back in high school a buddy of mine caught his cousin fucking a couch
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                Originally posted by 2mAn View Post


                I need to get my Datsun wrapped up because while I dont drive it, I am daydreaming new projects and cars I want to own....
                Been currently obsessing over a severely depreciated GT car... why do I want to move from ~2000-2500# cars to something thats damn close to 4000? ... WTF is wrong with me
                Simon
                Current Cars:
                -1986 BMW 325e & 1968 Datsun Roadster 2000
                Previous Car Count : 21 ... and climbing...
                Originally posted by Melon
                Let it be known to all. Simon fucking keeps it real.

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                  fecal fascination
                  1990 325is
                  m52b28
                  3.73lsd
                  g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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                    Originally posted by TeXJ View Post
                    facile fascination
                    must be something like that... shear boredom too...

                    edit: It might also be that Ive been thinking a V8 GT car would be great and I think I found one thats a good deal for someone like me, and was available in 6-speed... one of my main reasons why I wont look at the AMG 63 cars... though there is a T56 conversion kit.... but FFS ...
                    Simon
                    Current Cars:
                    -1986 BMW 325e & 1968 Datsun Roadster 2000
                    Previous Car Count : 21 ... and climbing...
                    Originally posted by Melon
                    Let it be known to all. Simon fucking keeps it real.

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                      Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                      must be something like that... shear boredom too...

                      edit: It might also be that Ive been thinking a V8 GT car would be great and I think I found one thats a good deal for someone like me, and was available in 6-speed... one of my main reasons why I wont look at the AMG 63 cars... though there is a T56 conversion kit.... but FFS ...
                      Sounds like you want a Corvette

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                        Originally posted by Motheye99 View Post
                        Sounds like you want a Corvette


                        I have considered them, but no, this has room for 4 ...
                        Simon
                        Current Cars:
                        -1986 BMW 325e & 1968 Datsun Roadster 2000
                        Previous Car Count : 21 ... and climbing...
                        Originally posted by Melon
                        Let it be known to all. Simon fucking keeps it real.

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                          Originally posted by Melon View Post
                          I'd fill that with so many farts.

                          You get relaxed and just let one rip.
                          Chair don't judge, chair don't care.
                          i would never buy that... but i would go to sharper image to pound some methane into the leather all day every day. i would also be happy to show up at jeff bezo's house to drop ass all over his chair too. perhaps with some notice, i could binge on greasy mexican and cheap beer beforehand. i wonder how well it would contain the stank butt? for 10 grand, it oughta have one of those little fans that sucks the excess fumes deep into the very bowels of the chair.
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                            Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                            i would never buy that... but i would go to sharper image to pound some methane into the leather all day every day. i would also be happy to show up at jeff bezo's house to drop ass all over his chair too. perhaps with some notice, i could binge on greasy mexican and cheap beer beforehand. i wonder how well it would contain the stank butt? for 10 grand, it oughta have one of those little fans that sucks the excess fumes deep into the very bowels of the chair.


                            This is so on topic. Bravo.

                            My brother in law bought one of these things off CL. Iím never sitting in it ever ever ever...again.


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                              Originally posted by Motheye99 View Post
                              Sounds like you want a Corvette
                              I hear the call of my people.
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                                Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                                i would never buy that... but i would go to sharper image to pound some methane into the leather all day every day. i would also be happy to show up at jeff bezo's house to drop ass all over his chair too. perhaps with some notice, i could binge on greasy mexican and cheap beer beforehand. i wonder how well it would contain the stank butt? for 10 grand, it oughta have one of those little fans that sucks the excess fumes deep into the very bowels of the chair.
                                I do things.

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