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  • travish325
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    Originally posted by Xat1cZ
    I would take her out to dinner every night , I would dinner her down so hard that she wouldn't be able to walk for the next few hours, then when she can feel her legs again BAM BURGER KING!!!

    ..after some time it would probably be lunch too, the lunch would be so good she'd be screaming for more... then BAM DINNER TIME!!!

    no breakfast? its the most important meal of the day after all

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  • Xat1cZ
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    Originally posted by Holland
    I would take her out to dinner all night long...



    Wait what?

    I would take her out to dinner every night , I would dinner her down so hard that she wouldn't be able to walk for the next few hours, then when she can feel her legs again BAM BURGER KING!!!

    ..after some time it would probably be lunch too, the lunch would be so good she'd be screaming for more... then BAM DINNER TIME!!!

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  • slammin.e28
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    Originally posted by blunttech
    I would slap the duckface look off that brunette seriously., WTF is with that?
    Docking port for dicks. SRSLY. Flat brimmed cap required ***. Nickleback CDs will get her to choke it on down.

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  • Holland
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    Originally posted by blunttech
    I would slap the duckface look off that brunette seriously., WTF is with that?
    I would take her out to dinner all night long...



    Wait what?

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  • travish325
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    Originally posted by blunttech
    I would slap the duckface look off that brunette seriously., WTF is with that?

    I would too. Then proceed to slap her with my wang

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  • Xat1cZ
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    Originally posted by schwarz3
    as opposed to the things that go through the female mind. Women are worst than men, they are just a lot better at hiding it.
    i ain't hidin' shit!!!!!

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  • decay
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    Originally posted by 10Toes
    That girl looks like she is about to gain 150 lbs within 3 years.
    boyfriend is deployed; this process has already begun.

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  • DatUtahGuy
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    Originally posted by Sparkles
    How does one come to such an assumption? The things that leave the male mind never stop amazing me.


    Lmao and you wonder why I would post this whole stupid rant thread here. The responses are like those I would not have dreamed up or seen in any other situation or place besides the great and powerful r3v..
    As opposed to the things that go through the female mind. Women are worst than men, they are just a lot better at hiding it.

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  • bmw325csi
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    Lame thread. Please don't waste our bandwidth with honda's and fat chicks!!!!


    And that is what quality paint jobs go for now a days, here at least. At my work, we wouldn't touch that car for less than 5k.

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  • Redfox
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    Originally posted by AntiScope
    Yeah she looks like she would take really smelly shits
    How does one come to such an assumption? The things that leave the male mind never stop amazing me.


    Lmao and you wonder why I would post this whole stupid rant thread here. The responses are like those I would not have dreamed up or seen in any other situation or place besides the great and powerful r3v..

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  • Xat1cZ
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    Originally posted by AntiScope
    Yeah she looks like she would take really smelly shits

    ..aaaand that's the worst kind

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  • AntiScope
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    Originally posted by Schwarz3
    Saw she was fat, stopped caring.
    Yeah she looks like she would take really smelly shits

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  • gtdragon980
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    You guys must have really high standards because I could do that with just one beer in my system...not saying I would date a ho like that though.

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  • mikeedler
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    wow, were calling that girl fat....... she's a bit bigger, but fat is a bit extreme. I agree, stupid thread is really stupid. and 6 pages

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  • blunttech
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    I would slap the duckface look off that brunette seriously., WTF is with that?

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