Captain Crunch

[Redfox]

I know you were sarcastic, but I was trying to incite a little bit of originality instead of going straight to the 'mom jokes'. Those are used by children.



What do you expect when you start a thread complaining that you've been injured by cereal. Perhaps you should tourniquet your neck to stop the bleeding.

All in good fun, love. No need to be an interweb warrior. I usually don't revert to "your mom jokes" but the initial statement was a quote pulled from a movie, that I in turn referenced due to the statements thrown at hand. Let's all shut the fuck up now, get warm milk with blunty and talk about cereal.

[MR 325]

You should both invest in mouth tampons.

Hey! I'm glad you're back and I have taken notice.

[Bokes]

I am so feeble that I take r3v as srs bsns, my deepest apologies for your complete lack of being able to recognize sarcasm via interwebz.


I'm a rice krispies fan, myself.

I know you were sarcastic, but I was trying to incite a little bit of originality instead of going straight to the 'mom jokes'. Those are used by children.



What do you expect when you start a thread complaining that you've been injured by cereal. Perhaps you should tourniquet your neck to stop the bleeding.

PS- Agreed that Rice Krispies are better than Cap'n Crunch.

[Redfox]

So much you have to learn to assume I would be offended by any statements regarding my mother.

Referencing your ability to verbally defend yourself, I now realize how simple and feeble your mind is because of your incessant dedication to disrespect my mother (RIP). The complete lack of individualism you posses is nothing short of reverting back to a pathetic attempt at being a simple school yard bully.

I am so feeble that I take r3v as srs bsns, my deepest apologies for your complete lack of being able to recognize sarcasm via interwebz.


I'm a rice krispies fan, myself.

[mrcheezle19]

Pussies. Go eat some Cheerios, they seem to be alright for infants.

qft

[Lodsin]

Must be new to the Captain of Crunch.

I let mine set in milk for 3min or so, good after that.

How it is done. +2

Unless you want the Captain Crunch to reach your bloodstream faster, then eat right away.

[Jand3rson]

Pussies. Go eat some Cheerios, they seem to be alright for infants.

[lambo]

Must be new to the Captain of Crunch.

I let mine set in milk for 3min or so, good after that.

+1

noobs

[Bokes]

So much you have to learn to assume I would be offended by any statements regarding my mother.

Referencing your ability to verbally defend yourself, I now realize how simple and feeble your mind is because of your incessant dedication to disrespect my mother (RIP). The complete lack of individualism you posses is nothing short of reverting back to a pathetic attempt at being a simple school yard bully.

[F34R]

Must be new to the Captain of Crunch.

I let mine set in milk for 3min or so, good after that.

[Redfox]

So you admit that your mouth is a vagina?

No but I'm not the type to be afraid to voice my opinion, so your mother's abnormally large tampons would be appropriate in soaking up the blood and aftermath of a breakfast of captain crunch.

[Bokes]

Only if you let me use your mom's. Heard she has a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.

So you admit that your mouth is a vagina?

[Redfox]

You should both invest in mouth tampons.

Only if you let me use your mom's. Heard she has a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.

[Bokes]

I like you.

I'm glad that I can improve your glorious lifestyle.

[dannyyisntt]

You should both invest in mouth tampons.

I like you.