Metropolitan Bovine Capsizing

[Vivek]

While I agree it's hilarious, Mr Sleeve's logic is retarded. Who gives a shit what it cost to build and ship them? Someone paid for these cars and doesn't deserve to have them damaged just because someone can easily do so.

[einhander]

It would be hilarious if they just picked them up and moved them - no need to damage the stupid things.

[LSM3]

There are more people that think e30's are shit boxes then dont. They should tip those over next.

[flyboyx]

when i was in high school, there was this nerdy chick (her name was fillipa) that drove a fucking '57 isetta. since this was mid michigan in the late '80's, it was pretty much a rusted out shit box. the football team picked it up and set in on the roof of the school. at least they didn't damage it. for some reason, the principle didn't have the same sense of humor everyone else did. i remember he got pretty pissed.

[DEV0 E30]

You don't fuck with a man's vehicle. Its against the rules.

That Hansel, so hot right now.

But seriously. This.

First reaction when I heard the story was a slight chuckle.

[einhander]

I dont believe you have interpreted the correct meaning of the term "shit box" form the context of the statement. .

The implication you made is that Smart cars are shit boxes because someone thinks they are (ie - you, some brain dead malcontents in the Bay Area, F34R).

Therefore, if you drive a car, and I think it is a shit box, then it's a shit box.

That's actual logic, not your Taliban logic.

[mrsleeve]

So if you drive what I presume is a shit box, can I smash it up with a hammer?

You're an odd one, Sleeve.

I dont believe you have interpreted the correct meaning of the term "shit box" form the context of the statement. But for the record that is about what happened to the last shit box I owned, but it was also a Piece of shit to go along with being small and built out of an old beer can, and more than likely cost more to ship it the dealer when it was new than it actually cost to build

You don't fuck with a man's vehicle. Its against the rules.

you will 1st have to find an actual man that actually drives one of these things.

[JayDee916]

I feel worse for cows that get tipped.

[ButtJuice]

Funny? Yeah, kinda. But still fucked up no matter how you look at it.


The entire time I was imaging someone flipping my e30..

[ParsedOut]

You don't fuck with a man's vehicle. Its against the rules.

A smart car is hardly what I would consider a "man's vehicle".

[Hansel]

You don't fuck with a man's vehicle. Its against the rules.

[einhander]

Drive a little shit box like that, when 6-7 guys can pick it up and move it about, you kinda get what you deserve, especially with the stigmata that comes with driving a Smart or Hybrid

So if you drive what I presume is a shit box, can I smash it up with a hammer?

You're an odd one, Sleeve.

[Joe G]

I find this quite funny. If it happened to me, I would not be amused. That being said, insurance will most likely cover it (as long as the owners have a decent policy) and the damage will be repaired. Owners will get over it, and so will the news. I just hope the pranksters do funnier stuff next time.

If it were me and my drunk friends we most likely would have put the cars in horribly inconvenient/tight places (like sleeve mentioned). I would love to see a smart car in the middle of a sidewalk, or on a restaurants fenced-in outdoor seating area.

There is something that is oddly satisfying about destruction especially of stupid shit such as smart cars, prius', and all other things associated with elitist environmentalist hipsters.

[Roysneon]

Could not stop laughing, I would like to buy that group a round of brews.

I hate your wheels. If I were to puncture your tires and smash the lips off them, I'd be justified in damaging your property because you like something I don't, right?

[einhander]

Malcontents.