What the hell is this guy thinking WARNING: picture of spider, manginas stay away.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Sounds like you're talking about my roommates girl friend


Bitch you don't pay rent, stahp taking so many showers here.

Lawl Replace the shampoo with nair she will never shower there again. or some green die if you dont wanna be that mean

[slammin.e28]

It did....it did.

[Navarone]

Jesus Christ OP....put a warning in the thread title.

Should be mandatory for stupid spider threads. SRSLY.

Sorry, I'll get on that right away. Did it make your little girl vagina quiver?

[slammin.e28]

Jesus Christ OP....put a warning in the thread title.

Should be mandatory for stupid spider threads. SRSLY.

[iXerces]

Yeah, I guess I should have clarified that by "SF" I meant the SF Bay Area. "East Bay" could presumably be a lot of places, sort of like "Tri State" which I see all the time but I never know what three states it refers to since there are lots of "tri state" areas.

[QUKBMER]

This...

Yep couldn't have said it better.

[ST1G]

That thing is not a beauty... I would have put on a giant ass boot and decorate the floor with its guts.... If that bitch aint paying rent its gotta go

Sounds like you're talking about my roommates girl friend


Bitch you don't pay rent, stahp taking so many showers here.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

That thing is not a beauty... I would have put on a giant ass boot and decorate the floor with its guts.... If that bitch aint paying rent its gotta go

[gtdragon980]

I'd be moving out asap!

[Navarone]

SF is west bay, I'm pretty far over the hill in the east bay. It's a lot hotter and drier over here. We have tarantulas too. Hurray!

[iXerces]

I assume "East Bay" is SF? This does look a little big to me for that area, but I'm not really familiar with species on the west coast like I am those on the east coast.

Anyway thanks for sharing. It is a real beauty!

[Navarone]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[ST1G]

Yeah it's a common wolf spider, I've never seen them this big though so it was a little freaky. I put it safely outside. I think it's female because today in my bathroom I saw two baby spiders skittering around. I wonder where she dropped em al!?

EVERYWHERE.

[Navarone]

Yeah it's a common wolf spider, I've never seen them this big though so it was a little freaky. I put it safely outside. I think it's female because today in my bathroom I saw two baby spiders skittering around. I wonder where she dropped em al!?

[iXerces]

Wow! That is a really beautiful spider (I am a university researcher with a background in identifying spiders/spider behavior).

Most definitely a member of the genus Hogna, though I couldn't say more without getting a look at its genitals (seriously, that is how you identify these things).

I hope you didn't kill it. I can't tell from the picture if it is a male or female, but it looks like it might be a male, plus they are known to wander a bit more while in search of mates.

Spiders in general almost never bite so it really isn't anything to worry about. Even if it did it would be just like a bee sting. The oft-reported "brown recluse bite" is nearly always something much more mundane (more often than not it is MRSA that has been misdiagnosed).