Best reasons you've broken up/split up with someone

[UlrichFennec]

this bitch I was dating for a year threw her left over chicken parm all over my e30's windshield.

That's a paddlin'.

[eeethirty]

this bitch I was dating for a year threw her left over chicken parm all over my e30's windshield.


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[Swendog]

I had just ended a 4 year relationship (in my late 20s at the time) when I hooked up with a friend of my brothrt's co-workers at happy hour. She took my tie that first nite and wrapped it around her neck, saying how cool it felt..
The next week we hooked up again- I'd say she was a 7.5 looks/body wise but her perceived crazyness made her a 9 (my preveios GF was pretty tightly wound). She invited me to go with her to see her "friends band" later that night. Some dive hole on South Shore of LI- the Right Track Inn. Her "friend" was her 40 year old boyfriend! He stayed with his bandmates after the show and I drove her home- stopped for a BJ on the side of the road. This went on for about 2 months- him getting suspicious. She thought it would be cool to "throw him off" if we just met. Bad decision on my part. Went to a party at his place. At one point I went to take a piss. Saw a picture in the wall of a bunch of guys with
M16s in full camo by a chopper. Looking closely I could see one of them was "Phil" her BF....this dude was in Nam. I left the party and never saw her again.

[shameson]

We call that, dodging a bullet.

Yes, this one was a very large bullet

[DEV0 E30]

Yep one of my ex-gfs cheated on me and left me for a dude in another state. He lived next door to her family when she would visit them. When I caught on we were done.

Her time with that dude ended with domestic violence issues between both of them and now she's with another dude and pregnant at 20. I'm happy she's gone

We call that, dodging a bullet.

[shameson]

I had the exact same thing, last GF cheated/left me for this one guy...

Yep one of my ex-gfs cheated on me and left me for a dude in another state. He lived next door to her family when she would visit them. When I caught on we were done.

Her time with that dude ended with domestic violence issues between both of them and now she's with another dude and pregnant at 20. I'm happy she's gone

[CENTURION]

I'd never lash at her for any reason. I need to be seriously emotionally hurt to lash out at anyone. I'd ocassionaly do the whole "babe, give me some space, I'm trynna focus here," but she never listened to that for longer than like 30 minutes.

After it started becoming a tedious endeavor just to make her comfortable, I called it quits. It got to the point where I was at work getting 10 texts a minute and repeated interruptions of my studies, wrenching and online gaming sessions.

I can't dig it, man. Girl's gotta be independent and be able to deal with me not being there for her 24/7. I have other obligations.

ahhh yes. 10 text per minute. I agree that's a bit much. I got a friend who's going through that. very insecure couple though. those 2 are bat shit crazy. but I feel you . the right one will come along.

[UlrichFennec]

sounds like me your describing. except my wife knows to leave me alone when I'm wrenching. or else..... >:)
kidding.


did you ever make her feel like shit about it though? I grew up with sisters so I suppose I'm not like a lot of other guys. She meant well, but if you lashed at her, damn it probably could've really messed her up.
excuse my grammar. it ain't da best

I'd never lash at her for any reason. I need to be seriously emotionally hurt to lash out at anyone. I'd ocassionaly do the whole "babe, give me some space, I'm trynna focus here," but she never listened to that for longer than like 30 minutes.

After it started becoming a tedious endeavor just to make her comfortable, I called it quits. It got to the point where I was at work getting 10 texts a minute and repeated interruptions of my studies, wrenching and online gaming sessions.

I can't dig it, man. Girl's gotta be independent and be able to deal with me not being there for her 24/7. I have other obligations.

[HennaE30]

my last broad left me for another dude


that was enough for me

I had the exact same thing, last GF cheated/left me for this one guy... Who was also a band mate of mine...

[matthugie]

More of a first date story, but in HS I was set up on essentially a blind date with a friend of a friend from a different school. We did the standard dinner and a movie, and the conversation at dinner was awful. And by awful I mean nonexistent. Now, first dates are usually awkward enough, and being shy when in a new situation with someone you don't know isn't unexpected. However, this was on a completely different level of non-communication. Her only contribution was one word answers to my questions. No expounding on responses, no return questions, just one word at a time.

Me: "So, you play tennis for your school?"
Her: "Yes."

... crickets

Anyway, we struggle through that and had already agreed to what movie we were going to see so we hit the movie theater. The previews start (this will really date the story) and a preview for Super Troopers comes on. At the end of this preview I turn to her to say how hilarious it looks but before I could get a word out she says to me the only complete sentence she used all night: "That looks so stupid!"

It was then that I realized it wasn't first date jitters that killed the conversation, it was the fact that she had the personality of a piece of cardboard. The night ended there for me, I don't even remember what movie we watched. A couple weeks later the friend that set us up told me her friend was disappointed I didn't call her for a 2nd date...

[CENTURION]

My 2nd anniversary is this weekend. and its been 6 yr together.


I miss ALLLLLLLL those things, to the point it depresses me at times.
Work 60 hrs a week in the summer, I am never home, when I am home in the winter, we are to broke and its depressing.

point: treasure those times because they can be gone in a heart beat

exactly. I have my moods when I need to be alone. but at the end of the day, she's all that I want and more than I deserve.

[Jroc81]

I used to date an athletic, pale, freckled, big-titted, red-head(a particular weakness of mine) whom I dumped because, well, to put it simply; she was just awful at sex. She also ended up being quite insane, so I dodged a bullet with that one. Trust your instincts, boys!

[Smelser]

Too clingy.

I haaate clingy people. Like, when I'm working on my car, I don't need you bothering me when I'm trying to focus. No, I don't want to snuggle all the time. No, you don't need to text me every 30 minutes asking what I'm doing. I don't need you constantly saying I love you. Back off.

Now, I focus on my college courses and auto trade school coursework. I don't need a distraction.

My 2nd anniversary is this weekend. and its been 6 yr together.


I miss ALLLLLLLL those things, to the point it depresses me at times.
Work 60 hrs a week in the summer, I am never home, when I am home in the winter, we are to broke and its depressing.

point: treasure those times because they can be gone in a heart beat

[Hooffenstein HD]

that was almost seven years ago now and i haven't gotten laid since.

Wait, what? 7 years? That's a long ass time.

[CENTURION]

I'm a very solitudinous person. I can be social. Just when I'm in the mood to talk, which isn't often.

I do not like clingy people. I need my solo time to relax, study, wrench and drink a beer.

sounds like me your describing. except my wife knows to leave me alone when I'm wrenching. or else..... >:)
kidding.


did you ever make her feel like shit about it though? I grew up with sisters so I suppose I'm not like a lot of other guys. She meant well, but if you lashed at her, damn it probably could've really messed her up.
excuse my grammar. it ain't da best