Best reasons you've broken up/split up with someone

[15Michaeljoseph]

Her vagina was too shallow for me.

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--Mike

[Todd Black 88]

Her vagina was too shallow for me.

[15Michaeljoseph]

Because she was shallow and into me for the wrong reasons. I guess I go against the younger male stereotypes... I'm more of a relationship kind of guy, not into a 'you can hook up with everybody and we'll be kinda dating since you'll be my primary, also I like your car buy me dinner when I want' kind of girl, and this is what she was.

You can never tell in the beginning... but give it a couple months and the true colors will come out.

[steve68]

Probably along these lines
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shorter hair, curves not muffin top fat, nice round ass,

[ST1G]

where are your pics broseph?

Uhh, right here?

[shameson]

sorry dude, I'm 47, this was way before camera phones or cell phones, this was easily 93/94/95, and if I had that back then the shit I could have shown you, if you could plug a USB into my brain.... Johnny Mnemonic style,

a MS paint picture will suffice

Probably along these lines

[J.Rizo]

a MS paint picture will suffice

lmfaaaooooo

[Mr. Tasty]

Pics or ban.

where are your pics broseph?

[Stanley Rockafella]

a MS paint picture will suffice

[steve68]

Pics or ban.

sorry dude, I'm 47, this was way before camera phones or cell phones, this was easily 93/94/95, and if I had that back then the shit I could have shown you, if you could plug a USB into my brain.... Johnny Mnemonic style,

[ST1G]

she wouldn't shower after crazy sweaty glazed donut sex, hot as hell, playboy real titties short blond hair perfect round ass, etc, etc

Pics or ban.

[acolella76]

One summer I was hooking up with this one girl I went to high school with while she was in town. I didn't want a relationship since I had just gotten out of a 2+ year relationship, and I did everything I could to make this abundantly clear. I'm not sure if she didn't care or maybe she didn't understand, but after about a week of seeing each other this girl started talking about how we're going to "make it work" when she goes back to school. So I told her I wanted to have a 3 way with her sister and she told me to gtfo

[AndrewBird]

She pulled a knife during an argument

That's just when the kinky angry make-up sex should have started. What happened?

[blck325is]

ha ha haha! All my step daughter's boyfriends had the same fear! Guess what she ended up engaged to a former Marine captain! Irony!

That is hilarious. To be honest most armed forces people I know are pretty chill, a little crazy but then again who isn't? would have been fine with meeting the dad and bros, not the whole 15 plus clan and not that soon either.

[steve68]

she wouldn't shower after crazy sweaty glazed donut sex, hot as hell, playboy real titties short blond hair perfect round ass, etc, etc